JOSH crook

Such a sexy little boy. Josh crooks are white thin and have really thick sexy legs. Every girl (and boy) wants to touch his big tits and good ass.

Girl: damn look at that kids legs, tits and ass

Boy: oh yeh thick as, he’s such a josh crook

by Anonymous_user 2019 October 1, 2019

cook that crook

If someone says something bad or something you disagree with you say cook that crook

Friend: I like dating 5 year old girls because they’re hot
Me: ya know what? Cook that crook

by Got slurpee November 6, 2018

Crooked Vagina

A woman you would not want to be with because of how many times that she has had sexual intercourse

Man... Shanna has a crooked vagina

by Alex Yearsley March 3, 2008

crook guts

A jarro-ism. Meaning you ate an off chicken sandwich from the servo.

Jarro says “that sandwich gave me crook guts”

by Accountability January 17, 2018

Crooked Pussy

A horizontally aligned vagina - someone or something extraordinarily incorrect or dysfunctional

That crooked pussy over there dropped his car keys down the storm drain.

by Come on meow May 17, 2015

Ray Crook

A kid who is a serious lightweight and after one beer or one shot he's hammered.

Sam:Who is that kid? He's pulling a Ray Crook!

Mark:Oh that's Adam Schmidt, after his one beer he was wasted. He already threw up twice

by ALowrie October 17, 2011

crook of the foot

The crook of your foot is the inside part where your foot slopes from your leg.

I had a hard time sliding a pair of skinny pants over the life sized mannequins crook of the foot.

by Dark_Brotherhood August 2, 2018