nick crompton

A renowned poet from the city of England, a fashion lord - his collar stay poppin and a rap legend. nick crompton has replaced the word god so now when you refer to our lord you use the phrase nick crompton

nick crompton is always watching

by nickcromptonismygod October 21, 2018

crumptitous

Feeling of acute holeyness or feeling porous much like a crumpet.

I'm so drained I think I might have crumptitous.
He is really dehydrated, maybe he has crumptitous.

by DrCsDizzle November 27, 2012

Compton Scatter

Urban slang for a sawed-off shotgun. This is often used as a word for a throw-away gun such as a Saturday Night Special.

"Hey Bra, you still got that Compton Scatter? I'm 'bout to ride on these fools!"

by $lapaho September 11, 2013

Compton Pretzel

The epitome of a great threesome. Two men sit on the ground, legs overlapping, forming a diamond shape. The female, then, sits her naked bum atop the diamond and inserts one penis into her vaginal canal, and the other into her rectum. All three partners then begin thrashing their pelvic regions around in a violent manner until simultaneous orgasm has been reached.

"Hey Booka, wanna make a Compton pretzel with me n Phallap?"

by Phallap 'n' Gurrat September 24, 2014

Compton zipper

Scar - often leading up the centre of the abdomen - from a spray of gunshots. Scar is in line with the zipper of the pants.

"Homie got shot right in the stomach."

"Did he die?"

"Nah, but once dem' scars heal he gon' have himself a Compton zipper."

by Crenshawn August 29, 2016

Cromped out

Word made by slimecicle in tommyinnit eye laser video

I am so cromped out right now

by Butt the hut April 26, 2021

Compta Compta humna humna YAGA

You’re the biggest sexiest person with the biggest penis and when ever you say this you’re so cool

Compta Compta humna humna YAGA!

by Rlza September 18, 2021