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croad

A shitheel of an excuse for a human being that takes great pride in handling rodent shit.
Dude, face it! You're a fucking croad.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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Croatian Poetry Night

Achieving the impossible, despite insurmountable odds. Also used to describe the high one feels after having done the impossible; like selling a friend on the concept of translated Croatian Poetry.
"Dude, we got pulled over, the cop gave me a speeding ticket, and I was two hours late to the fashion awards. But I still managed to hook up with Elle McPherson."

"Total Croatian Poetry Night."
by crowgod December 29, 2007
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Do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?

It's an intensification of "what do you want, a cookie?" which shows lack of interest when someone tells something he considers very cool or amazing, mostly while showing off whith it.

For example, you can use it when you are down and someone thinks he has to tell you just NOW how happy and overjoyed he is.
(I am sad because my love is already assigned)

Annoying person: ...and I just kissed her! She requested me to bring her home and in front of her house she asked whether I wanted to see her stamp collction -haha- and of course I said yes- damn she's so friggin' hot- and then we went in and she took off her...
You: Hey, do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?
by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011
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Croatia

A country that is fairly good now, but used to be filled with tremendous sadistic asshats and corrupt shitheads. Still has some, but a lot of people had changed and are much better. A lot of them are egotistical, however, or just plain too patriotic. It litteraly makes me uneasy to watch their TV because every other word has something to do with Croatia. It's like they have to remid everyone where they are every six seconds in case they forget. Although, they are a proud owner of extremely good ice cream and hot, yet loose women.
by punchline February 28, 2005
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Croatian Water Balloon

The act of pinching ones foreskin while pissing to fill up said foreskin with the piss like a water balloon then releasing it on a sexual partner to their gratification
Dino gave that transvestite the Croatian Water Balloon last night after watching him fuck a donkey
by the asian agent June 6, 2013
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croatian crowbar

When three guys get together and simultaneously dock on one side of the middle man and buttfuck on the other. The opposite of the Bosnian Seesaw.
That guy really took the Croatian Crowbar like a champ!
by LtDan's Dirty Stumps February 5, 2020
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croatia

Awkwardly shaped country located in the Balkans of Europe. Claimed its independence from Former Yugoslavia in 1991. Stil l to this day stubborn Croatians and stubborn Serbians argue like children about who is better or you did this, you did that.
Croatia is East of Italy
by joe55566 November 28, 2006
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