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crisis twink

a gay person who dyes their hair
By definition, Phil Lester, or amazingphil is a crisis twink, because he is gay and a natural ginger. He dyes his hair black.
by B0WT13S January 4, 2021
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Sexistential Crisis

Moment where you do not know anything about your gender or sexuality.
"I'm going through a sexistential crisis right now can you please advise me?"
by sexistentialcrisisdunderhead December 21, 2018
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Kidlife crisis

“Kidlife crisis” - When a person under the age of 18 goes through something similar to a midlife crisis
Girl - What’s wrong? Why are you acting this way?

Boy - I’m going through a kidlife crisis
by hehehehehehehehehheh August 11, 2019
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Existential Crisis

An 'Existential Crisis' is when an individual questions the their entire existence and asks themselves whether being alive even has a point or whether it's all pointless. This gets in the way of everyday things such as, making cereal and listening to the next step soundtrack on repeat
'oh no, Emma can't make it today she's having an existential crisis'
by BigNose395 November 19, 2019
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Identity Crisis

When a human,

(socially-constructed to think of themselves as a separate individual from the rest of Life on Earth, and Reality),

questions their relation/position to other Humans, the rest of Life on Earth, and the Reality they perceive.
I used to think of myself as an individual, then had an identity crisis, and realised I am part of collectives... Many collectives... infinite collectives...!? Collectives across time...!?
Who am I!?

Here and Now, We are one... Hari Ohm.
by TheEternalNow April 17, 2021
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middle school crisis

Like a mid-life crisis, except you're in middle school. Typically had in 7th grade, but can occur throughout middle school.
"Daniel, I think I'm going through a middle school crisis..."
by himynameisxtd January 5, 2017
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quarter life crisis

aka. Mid-youth crisis.

Refers to the numerous personal crises brought on by entering adulthood and being expected to become a responsible, productive member of society. Characterized by first gray hairs/wrinkles, excessive drinking, hanging out with people who are younger in order to feel younger again only to end up looking creepy, extreme fear of all of these things.
Wow, paying back these student loans is really a bitch...they are not helping my quarter life crisis one bit...time to put on my tie and go sit in my cube and play solitaire, I mean, work.
by Sunglasses May 11, 2004
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