Kody & cris

The best couple. They love each other more than they know. Kody love cris more though. <3

Kody & cris are so cute together I can't wait to see there kids.

by 11._.g0d._.11 November 21, 2021

Cris

- Huge cock…a weapon like you’ve never seen before.

-Gorgeous eyes that can melt even the coldest of hearts

-Strong desire to please a woman. He won’t stop till his lady is satisfied.

-Appreciates short women with curves to hold on to
-A great friend and will always be available for his friends
-Sexy as fuck
-Usually a Virgo

Every woman should have a Cris is their life

by Cris_fanclub February 19, 2024

cRi

When you are in between sad and happy but you still feel like crying

"Look at that dog, it's so cute!!"
"Aww, wait, BUSTERRRR, WHY DID YOU LEAVE MEE. That dog is so cute though.... cRi

by sksksksskskskskskssksks June 13, 2019

cri bog

this sad
pls

i am cri bog

by cri bog January 8, 2021

Cried in mouth

Russian slang for someone being bad and or gay

go cried in mouth

by Pjusky December 18, 2019

Burger & Cries

The fatty, tasty Seamless/Deliveroo meal you get for free, but only because you have to stay at the office past midnight and can expense it.

New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.

Those muffled sounds you hear of crackling pickles, crumpling paper bags, and deep, despairing sobs are the analysts in the back digging into their nightly Burger & Cries

by daltonjfk November 27, 2019

cri

When this is said when you are texting, it could go two ways. One, they are making a joke and aren’t sad, two, they are sad and you are in deep trouble.

(Texting)
Person 1: I’m so sorry! I can’t go shopping that day!
Person 2: cri
orrrrrr
Person 1: I love you but this isn’t going to work out.
Person 2: cri 😭

by happiness is key January 11, 2020