corporal phillips

the bane of the existence of rat ties; one with a protruding forehead as if to portray a caveman; a person who often drools/ spits when taking oart in common everyday conversation.

That damn corporal phillips keeps getting up in my shit.

by Knob4726 December 18, 2007

corporate foraging

Corporate foraging is the act of scavenging meals in an office environment, thereby sustaining oneself purely on the food leftovers from lunch-time meetings. Frequently practiced by single adult males, but also observed within a wide range of demographics.

“Hey Andy, did you see the meeting with the two dudes on the third floor? They have three pizzas in there! There is now way they will eat all of that pizza – I think it is time for a little corporate foraging. We will need to be swift, because pizza is a hot commodity and the Marketing Scanvengers have been active on the third floor this week”

by Zafu Quazar February 4, 2015

corporate survivor

A under-performing employee of a corporation who does whatever it takes to stay employed while maintaining their poor performance.

What happened with Rob?
Ahh, you know, he was about to get busted and transferred to another division. Typical corporate survivor move.

by helrunr August 9, 2019

something corporate

An amazingly beautiful band. The lyrics touch on the deeper parts of life. Theyre not for the 12 year old girls who faint when they see a band member. They have an amazing sound of piano with high distortion guitar. Andrew McMahono has a great tenor voice to compliment the the great music.

You Live the life you're given, with the storms outside.
Somedays all I do is watch the sky....

by kid who doesnt want to give out their name June 5, 2005

corporate masturbation

Any blatant and/or pointless flaunting or exhibition of a company's name (e.g. naming a sports arena after the owner), or ridiculously obvious product placement with the capitalistic intent of selling more of said product.

Ted Rogers' renaming of the SkyDome to the Rogers Centre was clearly an act of corporate masturbation.

by jasonisjericho June 1, 2006

Corporate Deuce

A dump taken at work while on the clock. Getting paid to take a shit. A.K.A. C2

Time to take my daily corporate deuce.

by The Mad Crapper in VA June 22, 2010

corporate refugee

It is said of someone that has been downsized, displaced or severed from a long time corporate career.
Most of the time this results in the loss of stability, identity, structure and community.

One morning during the summer of 2002 I was having coffee with a Director of HR. We were friends, so it was nothing out of the ordinary. Out of the blue he said to me, "We need to find you another job!" That was the beginning of the end of my decades long career with a large corporation and the beginning of a very painful journey as another corporate refugee.

by Victor Pino September 25, 2007