shirt stays

a tool used to keep a shirt neatly pressed while on a persons body; an annoying pestering strap that snaps without any hint or warning beforehand; the worst part of a cadets uniform.
My fucking shirt stays snapped my ass again, GOD DAMNIT!!
by Knob4726 December 18, 2007
mugGet the shirt staysmug.

corporal phillips

the bane of the existence of rat ties; one with a protruding forehead as if to portray a caveman; a person who often drools/ spits when taking oart in common everyday conversation.
That damn corporal phillips keeps getting up in my shit.
by Knob4726 December 18, 2007
mugGet the corporal phillipsmug.