Steven Colbert

The process in which you waterboard Steven Colbert and rub hot oil all over his body in his suspenders.

I Steven Colberted Steven Colbert

by The Real Colbert Report February 4, 2010

coobert

the name that you give an asian when a crack head asks him for a dollar.

crack head - hey doesn't your name start with a c?
asian - yeah
crack head - what is it?
asians friend - its coobert dumb fuck!

by coobert March 24, 2007

The Stephen Colbert

Just like shotgun in a car only it is the middle seat in the middle row in an SUV, the middle seat in the back row in a two row car, and in a two seat car it is the trunk.

"I call shotgun." " Oh yeah well I call The Stephen Colbert.

by mryeti1295 August 14, 2010

colbertmaniacs

People that immediately follow the orders of any tv personality. Usually manifested through posting on a temporarily popular website.

Did you see all the posts for Canada's history there were last night?
Yeah, I had no idea there were so many pathetic colbertmaniacs out there.

by veryjaded February 5, 2010

The Colbert Report

The Colbert report is a "fake news show" like the Daily Show, starring Stephen Colbert. It airs at 11:30PM/ET on Comedy Central. Colbert plays the role of a Conservative media pundit.

The Colbert Report is a funny show.

by Micste December 14, 2008

colbertocracy

a nation containing stupid, befuddled people who elected Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert for president

Chuck Norris: It sure sucks livin' in a Colbertocracy...
Toby Keith: Heh...

by Erm........................ January 16, 2008

Colbertophobia

The fear of being laughed out of office.

After his failed memo, Devin Nunes developed a bad case of Colbertophobia.

by WTF is going on here? May 9, 2018