coochie surprise

when a guy goes backdoor and the girl is really confused

the conversation during a coochie surprise:

girl: "What the fuck are you doing?"
guy: "fucking you in your coochie"
girl: "but... that's my ass"
guy: "i know."

by Cunt Punter January 31, 2007

Hoochie Coochie

Term used in the song "Chattahoochee" by Alan Jackson. Although most assume it is a made up phrase to rhyme with Chattahoochee, it is actually a term originally used to describe a sexually provocative belly dance performed by gypsies.

♫ Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie... ♫

by SleepFaster January 7, 2012

coochie

COOCHIE- a piece of female anatomy located anterior to the rectum and between the hips. It is an opening from the external environment to the uterus. It is used for sexual gratification or as a passage for the male gamete to the ova.

The thing about coochie is that you cant seem to get enough no matter how much you have even though it is only an inch off tasting like shit.

by Dr T. Gerbal November 27, 2004

cotton coochie

This is when a woman smokes marijuana and her vagina becomes dry, making sex difficult. Similar to cotton mouth, except it's your coochie that gets dry.

I was trying to have sex after I smoked that blunt but it was not happening because I got cotton coochie.

Guy-"Why can't I get it in?"

Girl-"Because I just smoked and I've got cotton coochie."

by yea gurl July 28, 2011

Coochie juice

when a girl gets wet and comes and her juice leaks from her coohie

"I was fingering alyssa and her coochie Juice got on my hand"

by Zack Seip October 22, 2004

shark coochie board

A shark coochie board is currently a popular assortment of deconstructed Lunchables, including processed meat pieces, cheese products, dried up old fruits you have laying around, leftover bread, and nuts you find between the couch cushions, etc., all artfully arranged on a board you've been saving for a project for a while. Derived from 15th century French "charcuterie".

Oooh, they went all out for this party with a shark coochie board!

by Postmarc December 21, 2020

Coochie-Bumper Bopper

A girl who associates with alot of gay females,but is straight herself

Betty:jane,Why are all of you friends lesbians?
Jane:Because there real cool.It doesnt matter
Betty:Gurl,Are you bisexual??
Jane:NO!Im straight
Betty:Face it Jane,Your a C.B.B..Coochie-Bumper Bopper..

by Shane Polo March 16, 2008