consumelution

The revolution of the consumer. To revolt against a corporation and/or it's practices.

"What? Inbev bought budweiser?! Time for a consumelution."

by bold red box August 27, 2008

Costume nigger

A costume nigger is a person who is frontin' and who has forgotten their roots.
The term is often used when referring to others in a derogatory sense.

You will frequently hear it in rap songs such as those by Busta Rhymes i.e. Anti-up.

Djembe: "Just look at that costume nigger, he be frontin' all over town"

Toke: "Man look at his threads, did he forget what 'King' strived for?!

Djembe: "He ain't no 'G', working for the white man in them those banks there, shit"

Toke: "This shit makes me sick to my stomach, ima holla at you bro"

Djembe: "Ain't no thing"

by D.R.E_9.0 January 22, 2014

consterpation

a contraction of the words constipation and consternation, the irrational fear brought on by the feeling of an abnormally large shit before defecating.

i had to take a shit yesterday, but it felt like it was gonna be huge and painful so I just sat on the toilet with my ass clenched, aka consterpation.

by HarryAscholl April 4, 2016

costume malfunction

When that cheap rubber band or the staples that hold the rubber band in place on your Halloween mask break.

OMG! Everyone at the party thought I was George Bush until my mask came off.

by Ghost of Halloween past October 31, 2004

Consumerism

The art of selling the same thing twice to a person. Usually targetted at people who are very stupid window shoppers with a lot of money to spend on duplicates of useless things.

One pack? Just one? that's all the sex you gonna have today you weenie?

by Gunkglumb July 29, 2006

Consumery

When something is designed for consumers. Frequently full of gimmicks and is cheaply made.

My new Dell laptop is very Consumery! It's shiny, poorly built, and full of useless crappy software.

by GoatHerderEd February 6, 2010

consumed love

To destroy oneself and become the worst version of who you really are.

Unhealthy type love. It does not last.

- To be with someone that wants to change you aka consumed love.
-To be with someone that controls you aka consumed love.
-To be with someone that takes away your free will aka consumed love.
-To be with someone that mistreats you aka consumed love.
-To be with someone uncaring aka consumed love.
-To be with someone that abuses you aka consumed love.

Etc.

by Bonnie. September 18, 2013