Constipeetion

When, instead of releasing your blockage, you fire a missle of pee against your bathroom wall.

Darren: Dude, why is the bathroom wall all wet?

Joe: Oh, sorry, I had major constipeetion. I pushed so hard I pissed all over the wall.

by Dictionarydefiner January 1, 2009

Constipatarian

A person so full of bullshit they never run out of bullshit stories or ideas. This word was created on Paltalk in July 2011 by lil_ms_covington. There are derivatives of this word. Contipatarianism is the constant practice of spewing bullshit. Constipatarianism may be practiced in both in the real world or through the anonymity of the internet.

Richard Nixon, throughout his political career, was quite the constipatarian. Through his Watergate scandal, much of Washington practiced constipatarianism.

by im_his_pumpkin July 24, 2011

Constipated wink

Rather than a suave or coy look while winking, you look like you're trying to take a dump instead.

Woman 1: ohh he is cute
(man constipated winks)
Woman 2: uhhh did he wink or shit his pants?

by djtimyd July 18, 2017

Constipation

Constipation, is when Trump, And Kim Jong-Um Are in their, blowing eachother up...
Street name: Trumpster did big boomboom

'Omg, I've had constipation for such a long time now'
'Wow, Donald Gay Trump, And Kim Jung-Um must be fighting/arguing again'
'Yeah.... But this one's lasting a long time!'
'Heh, one time, mine lasted so long, It was the size of a football field when it came out'
'Wow, They fight for that long?'
'Indeed... That's how 911 happened'
'Jee...'

by CheesyFriesWithExtraCheese July 25, 2018

Sexually Constipated

The pain and sadness that results from not performing sexual acts.

" What's up with him?"
"Oh, He's just sexually constipated dude! His girlfriend won't give him any."

by Borta58 December 18, 2012

Emotional Constipation

its when u cant express your emotions like normal people because your emotions were oppressed by your own family/friends for a long time

A : u r so cute i love u

B : cry on emotional constipation

A :

B : haha me too

by sumn October 4, 2019

constipassion

an emotion expressed by a phenomenally talented musical retard when he plays an instrument (whatever that is) with such maniacal intensity that his face is contorted in an undefined painful, bowel-racking, tear-jerking, artery-busting expression bordering constipation and orgasm.

The musical mensa played with such fervor his face expressed constipassion.

by Tondo_Gurl March 13, 2011