Matt has conspiranoia so bad, he'll run inside when he sees airplane contrails. He seriously thinks they're spreading some kind of mind-control chemical because he read it on the internet!
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"As a representative of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I'd like to inform you that we're almost out of gas."
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What is created when a internet addicted asshole feels the need to make himself feel unique.
A reaction of a genetic predesposition for neurotic tendencies, paranoia, and plain old idiocy.
The theorys that make acutal anti-goverment work that makes sense, and has factual backround look ridiculous.
A reaction of a genetic predesposition for neurotic tendencies, paranoia, and plain old idiocy.
The theorys that make acutal anti-goverment work that makes sense, and has factual backround look ridiculous.
Conspiracy Theory
Alex Jones: Think about it, why does George Bush never talk about his asshole during his speaches, he finds it perfectly reasonable to talk about countries on the other side of the world and yet not about the thing 2 and a half feet from his monkey esque mouth, and I'll tell you why logically speaking as a reporter you can only come to the conclusion that his asshole is a magical space wizard with plans of global domination.
Alex Jones: Think about it, why does George Bush never talk about his asshole during his speaches, he finds it perfectly reasonable to talk about countries on the other side of the world and yet not about the thing 2 and a half feet from his monkey esque mouth, and I'll tell you why logically speaking as a reporter you can only come to the conclusion that his asshole is a magical space wizard with plans of global domination.
by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 12, 2006
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truth: george.w.bush flew airplanes into world trade center.
by kjæran April 21, 2008
Get the conspiracy mug.In theory, it refers to someone who believes everything is a conspiracy. In practice, it is an overused ad hominem tactic against someone who believes that some incidents could be a conspiracy. True conspiracy nuts are pompous teens who want to feel important, but people who generally use the term are on the opposite end of the spectrum and afraid to acknowledge the possibility of a reality different from their perception.
Sensible thinker: All I'm saying is that there could be more here than meets the eye.
Tool: ur just a conspiracy nut
Tool: ur just a conspiracy nut
by Joker0000 August 12, 2009
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After I became inebriated Saturday night with my co-conspirator, I had to call a taxi to drive us home.
by Youknowwhomadethis August 16, 2015
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