the congressional

Named after the democratic New Hampshire Congressman, Richard "Dick" Swett, having a case of the Congressional is when you have a large amount of dick sweat. This mainly happens in the summer months to men and some transvestites.

Frank: Man, I have a wicked case of the congressional.
Jim: A lot of dick sweat, huh?
Frank: Feels like a full session of congress down there.
Jim: Swamp Ass is a bitch.

by Nuts n Soup May 17, 2010

congress

the oposite of progress

pro is the opposite of con

by Pogglemort January 4, 2005

Congress

Pro is the opposite of con, right? So, what's the opposite of progress?

Congress!

The Defense of Marriage Act. <-- Opposite of Progress

by butch_lebeau November 1, 2004

congress

As a verb: to deny, deny, deny.

You're the one who broke the window? If someone asks you, just go congress on that.

by Jon Ungaro September 15, 2006

congress party

a party where everyone doing drugs and drink

A: Hey, congress party?
B: No, I don’t like drugs.

by weedndrugsparty July 30, 2018

I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!

Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot

(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen

other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.

Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"

by ribetab January 11, 2011

Congress

The true power behind the United States of America.

"Although we, the people, have the power, it is Congress that decides whether or not our power is acceptable. Use your Amendment X responsibly."
-me

by Dave November 3, 2004