cockery

Means to be thoroughly rocked via cock. Can be split up into cock rockery, or just plain cock rocked.

That game is pure cockery, it's insanely delicious.

Dude you just got cock rocked by a paraplegic!

by spirishman August 13, 2006

concern troll troll

A person who pretends to support an ideology, often taking it too far, in order to discredit the ideology. They accuse someone of being a concern troll for simply bringing concerns or not being fully committed to the ideology. Their goal is to make the ideology look dogmatic and extreme to outsiders, as well as encourage paranoia, tensions, and infighting among supporters about who is really a supporter.

"In our last 'Flat Earth' meeting, David brought up a concern about how we would explain the moon's movement if the Earth was flat. Emily said that she was concerned that David was a concern troll because obviously the moon doesn't exist. I stated that I have concerns that Emily might be a concern troll troll and was trying to discredit our movement, but then she also accused me of being a concern troll. The rest of the meeting consisted of everyone arguing about who was really a flat Earth believer. Stacy tried pointing out that she was concerned we were getting nothing done and we should focus on our agenda, but Tom called her a concern troll for trying to distract everyone from their concerns that there might be concern trolls and concern troll trolls among us."

by concerntt April 17, 2022

Cocker Locker

When someone suddenly clenches her/his anal/vagina so tight that you can't get your penis out again, OR your penis is so wet and sqeezy, so it will fly out like a rocket.
It occasionly leaves bruces, and maybe even scratcmarks, whether it's stuck, or if it's sqeezed out.

Oh, man! Last night Emil gave me a really Cocker Locker! I couldn't get free for like 15 minutes! I were just paralyzed in agnoy, plesure and pain!

by Ingdal February 12, 2009

Concert Resume

a list of all the music concerts you have seen during your lifetime so far. It makes for vibrant conversation (and some boasting) at parties, reunions and other events. Some of the people you tell your tales to may be amazed, awed and/or envious of you.

1. When I was a teenager my folks wouldn't let me go to a show under any circumstances whatsoever, so in high school my concert resume was a total blank sheet. At a high school class reunion some of us were comparing concert resumes and many in my class were impressed with mine. It includes Foreigner, Def Leppard, Van Halen, U2, Huey Lewis and the News, the Ramones, Genesis, Rush, Pink Floyd and more!

2. When I saw Rush for the first time the opening act was Mr. Big and boy did they ever suck big time. So lousy their set was that there were only about 60-odd drunken rowdies cheering them on, everyone else went under the seat tiers. I ran into Randy, Tom and John from my high school class and we talked about wives, girlfriends, kids, travel and concert resumes until the chumpy-ass openers finished their 40-minute set. Soon afterward Rush started performing and when they play you KNOW you're in for a treat!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 18, 2010

basement concert

slang for when a band has their first debut concert promoting their own sounds, usually inviting only their close friends. originated from the US whereby homes have basements and bands there usually practise and have concerts in their basements.

Hey, are you going for Mark's basement concert? its the first time their band's performing!

by scaff December 25, 2004

Beddy Cocker

A chick who is always ready to go to bed for cock!

Pamela Anderson and Angolina Jolie, now there's two prime examples of Beddy Cocker.

by Sharon Stone June 30, 2006

Concert Band

The place you stick the rejects that didnt make symphonic band, or the band with people just trying to have as many band classes as possible.

"Yaaaayy i have a band day"
Period 1. Jazz band
2. Symphonic band
3. Concert band
4. Music Theory
(block schedule)

by Alex Fiori May 3, 2005