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Wishful Cooking

To cook meals that aren't traditionally considered to be seasonally appropriate as a creative way to wish for the coming of another season.

Often considered to be a flagship form of "seasonal superstition."
Son: Why is dad out barbecuing at the peak of our Minnesota winter?

Mother: Oh you know your father, he's just up to more of his wishful cooking.
by Puma Puma April 5, 2008
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late cooking

The act or habit of cooking something when you go back home after party, usually consisting in frying any stuff you have in (or around) the fridge. Sometimes referred as "late frying"
Mike: Oh, what a wonderful pary! Is there any other pub open at this time?
Johnny: No man, but we can do some late cooking.
by rkparker February 14, 2010
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gang coding

illegal collaboration on computer science assignments that should be legal
me: can you help me with my code?
peter: NO GANG CODING
by mathhonorssociety May 10, 2019
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British Cooking

The act of unpacking, and in some cases heating food for the purpose of consumption.
Goose Dail: Are you cooking?
Edgar Leak, opening the door of the microwave: British cooking!
by JohnDAubray July 3, 2020
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Stephen Cocking

A play on the famous physicist Stephen Hawking. A Stephen Cocking is someone that claims to know every sex position ever. Your classic know-it-all, but in a sex-nerd way.
"Yo, me and my girl tried the Reverse Leather Wallet the other day. Blew. My. Mind"

"Oh yeah, I've done that before, it's kinda cool I guess. The Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle is waaaay better"

"Theres no sex position called the Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle you cheener"

"Yeah there is, I totally did it with my girl friend"

"Bro, no you didn't. Stop being such a Stephen Cocking"
by ThaBoiChommey April 1, 2022
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Momma's Cooking

When Kwame Brown talks out the truth whether the opposition wants to hear it or not.
Kwame Brown just served Stephen A Smith with Momma's Cooking on his YouTube. "Stephen A. Why Was You At Them Colleges & Why Was You At Them High Schools Boy?"
by That Madness July 12, 2021
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cooking jamaican

masturbating.
pretty self explainitory. i mean, what else would you call jerking yourself.
"last night i had to bunk with john, it was awful"
"why?"
"he was cooking jamaican all night!"
"huh?"
"He just wouldn't stop jerking his chicken!!"
by andrw May 15, 2007
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