Clunge magnets

Consists of legends who chant about nonces.

Clunge magnets are legends

by Good sheppard centre December 11, 2019

Clunge Tongue

Like clutch foot but with your tongue after you've went down on a lass.

God my tounge is sore, I've got clunge tongue from last night.

by ProvenTested June 4, 2022

Clunge sugar

Money needed in order to pay for vaginal intercourse.

Adam: Want to go down the strip club later?
Matt: Yeah but need to get hold of some clunge sugar first.

Son: Dad, can I have some clunge sugar?
Father: Yes but don't tell your mother

by clungewriter November 6, 2011

clunge bung

Another name for a tampon, or feminine hygiene product.

A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women insert into their vagina when they're having their period.Has a string on the bottom end to allow retrieval after a few hours.

Shazza, chuck us a clunge bung. Auntie Flo is here and it’s running down me leg

by Clunge bung January 14, 2018

clunge rug

When you have yellow puss/foam on the patch of skin between your anus and your pussy

"Iv got a mad clunge rug I need a Fucking shower"

by ThePigWithABigDick May 7, 2018

Gungy Clunge

a vagina that on withdrawing the penis brings with it lumps of cottage cheesey residues. Said clunge may also have stingy or acidic fluids that burns the penis after a short time.

or

A vagina with open sores on the outside of it from conditions such as psoriasis or ecsma

Jeez, mate you are well shot of that one. Jim told me she had a well gungy clunge.

by Cheddaz April 30, 2011

Nuns clunge

Useless cunt

You're as helpful as a nuns clunge

by rambotnik April 26, 2015