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momentary clowning-around license

Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.
Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.
by QuacksO December 19, 2022
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Caleb Cloninger

Caleb is truly one of a kind the sweetest and most thoughtful loving boy you'll ever meet. With a gentle touch and a warm smile, Caleb has a way of making everyone feel special, whether it's through a small act of kindness or a grand gesture of love. His thoughtfulness is inspiring, and his love is pure and unconditional. I love him. And I love his other crazy side, he is a bundle of joy to be around, and his crazy side is a major part of his charm. When he lets loose, watch out! His infectious energy, silly antics, and spontaneous adventures are guaranteed to leave you in stitches and create unforgettable memories. But what makes Caleb truly special is the way he balances his wild side with a heart of gold - he's always up for a good time, but never at the expense of those around him. Being around Caleb is like getting a big dose of happiness and sunshine! He’s my Best friend 💗
Who is that?”

“That’s my best friend Caleb Cloninger!”
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Flicker Clopping

The act of aggressively and quickly masterbating to My Little Pony Porn (Clopping)
Man 1 : Hey John your arms looks big?

Man 2 : Thanks man I've started Flicker Clopping often.
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Joe-closeting

When a poof comes out the closet and grabs a queer Joe cunt and starts gaping his hole making him a paraplegic and ends up becoming his carer for the rest of his life.
Did you know about Joe-closeting his hole for someone.
by Jesuss Crrysst May 24, 2025
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Second Hand Clopping

second hand clopping can be defined as the act of penetrative sex with someone fucking a horse.
THIS GUY IS INSIDE A GUY WHO IS INSIDE OF A HORSE, I CALL THAT SECOND HAND CLOPPING.
by chicken1013 January 17, 2023
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Balkan Flicker Clopping

"Balkan Flicker Clopping" Is the act of covering ones penis in balkan food grease as a lube like substance then flicking ones tip at light speeds while watching my little pony porn and masterbating at high speeds and aggression.
Hey Jake wanna try Balkan Flicker Clopping? It's a great way to relive stress.
by YN2 May 3, 2025
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