the Clapper

A device used to activate other electronic devices, such as lights by the use of a clap sound. Must be over the age of 60 or simply be unable to be embarrassed (a good test is if you can listen to All Night Long in front of people you don't know). Advertised in the 1980s, but rarely sold.

The Clapper: Bill, fart again. We have to turn off the damn clapper.

by Wigma January 7, 2007

Los Angeles Clippers

They suck major shit, no talent on the team. Disgrace to Los Angeles and the lakers. Should just stop playing basketball and the NBA should make them a d league team. Their roster is full of gays such as Kaman, Davis, and Brian cook.

FUK THE CLIPPERS

Vinny likes pussy
Davis is a fatass

just look at their record in their past two years.
LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS=GARBAGE

by GOAAAN December 9, 2010

Clippet

Like a snippet, but bigger, but not big enough to be a clip.

Would you like to see a clippet of information?

by Banter_Queen June 18, 2009

clippery

Noun.
1. Arousing or capable of arousing sympathetic sadness and compassion.

Derived from the Los Angeles Clippers, commonly believed to be the least appealing and most horrid sports franchis in all of the land

The Hawks are so sorry this year, they're down right clippery!

That ho is so ugly, you could say she's even clippery.

by Elgin Baylor May 13, 2005

toaly clippers

Scottish equivalent of poo cutters. The arsehole.

One gay man to another: "did you shag him last night?"
"Oh aye, right up toaly clippers!"
For best effect must be said in an Orkney Islands accent.

by Big Ron and Cameron September 10, 2004

Cunt Clappers

Extremely slack female genitalia which claps together after riding miles of cock during a lifetime.

John: "I had this old saggy woman last night, her vagina was clapping together with every thrust"

Peter: "Ah yes, the old cunt clappers. My gran used to have this problem!"

by Peter Boobkakke October 21, 2010

Clopper

A small portion o the Brony community who makes, supports, and watches 'clop.' 'Clop' is another word for pony porn.

"Hey, you clop?"

"Ya, I'm a clopper."

by Dawnpath December 8, 2012