cleaning cobwebs

Having sex with a female that hasn't had sex in a long time

I am getting my cobwebs clean out of me tonite

by kitty+sis February 24, 2004

Welfare Cleaning

What you spend 5 hours doing to your house after you get the call that welfare is coming for a home visit.

John: Shit! welfare just called and they are coming to look at the house!
June: Call the family! time for a welfare cleaning!

by Unknown.Programmer August 29, 2006

Cheating

Creativly solving a problem in your favor

Simple math test... get caught "cheating" just say "Its not cheating its creative problem solving"

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Cheating Tomatoes

The act of lying by omitting the truth, to have knowledge of something that someone else wants, needs, or should know. Typically omitted for selfish reasons.

She knew I wouldn't approve of her actions so she's been cheating tomatoes to keep me from being pissed at her.

by milowe October 27, 2010

Self-Cleaning Pocket Pussy

Aiden.

Aiden. Aiden is a self-cleaning pocket pussy.

by Asian Rady January 19, 2019

fling cleaning

(n.) when a bro cleans his room solely because he thinks he might be getting laid that night.

Guy 1- "Yo, dude, you trying to play Call of Duty?"
Guy 2- "Nah man, I gotta get my room cleaned up."
Guy 1- "You gay dude?"
Guy 2- "Bro, Cindy might be in town tonight!"
Guy 1- "Ah, a little fling cleaning, I see. Well, carry on!"

by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011

mind-cheating

when you can't stop thinking about someone else, even when your boyfriend/girlfriend makes you entirely happy, inside and out.

Bob reinforced the fact that mind-cheating wasn't as bad as physically-cheating.

by mynamewithnovowels January 29, 2009