by cherigal May 24, 2025
Get the Cismug. Usually a middle aged or senior citizen white dude. In some cases, the cis white is young because they are the offspring of another cis white. In the U.S., a cis white male typically works for the government, law enforcement, or some position of power that allows them to give orders that they themselves are “too good for.” Generally, a cis white lacks common sense and empathy, and the stern communication that they are capable of is centered around accomplishments. They do not consider other people’s feelings or time of day. They make demands, requests, or rules that are inconvenient, absurd, or demeaning, presenting like a small dose of autism. Similarly to an energy vampire, they feed off people following their orders; if you are in the same room as a cis white it is expected behavior that the cis white will confront you on what you are doing, and most certainly will follow up with some order, immediately and without fail. Without someone or something to dominate, the cis white (male) will become agitated or lose their fuckin mind like some Alzheimer’s patient. They often stir the chaos, thicken the plot, or possibly cause a scene that is flavorless and drags on. Most notably, the cis white manifests pure absurdity because they are essentially the most useless and the most powerful.
“Did you hear about that new cis white law?”
-Yes, I can’t believe they banned abortion
“As if objectifying women wasn’t enough, they’re about to cis white their way through the pharmaceutical industry!”
-Yeah, that’s some messy cis white right there…
If you or a loved one knows a cis white or cis white male, just answer yes sir to their demands and just forget about them and everything they said.
-Yes, I can’t believe they banned abortion
“As if objectifying women wasn’t enough, they’re about to cis white their way through the pharmaceutical industry!”
-Yeah, that’s some messy cis white right there…
If you or a loved one knows a cis white or cis white male, just answer yes sir to their demands and just forget about them and everything they said.
by trippppy May 21, 2023
Get the Cis white or cis white malemug. 
Alan went to the pride parade, what a cis he is.
Although Mark is straight, he has a 7 year old trans kid. Mark is a cis
Although Mark is straight, he has a 7 year old trans kid. Mark is a cis
by Shorq June 26, 2023
Get the Cismug. 
Stories about apparently excessive non-binary individuals , how complicated gender is nowadays or pretty bad self- definition analogies some cis people hold-on to and\or HAVE share while at a family gathering.
Cuz they're real opened minded, but insert cis-fiction.
Alternative meaning : Used to describe a really basic\ prince charming & princess romantic comedy.
Cuz they're real opened minded, but insert cis-fiction.
Alternative meaning : Used to describe a really basic\ prince charming & princess romantic comedy.
A cousin : "and they get all angry if you mess up there self declared pronouns... And ..."
Me : "has something like that actually happened to you?"
A cousin : "..."
Non sarcastic person : "It's absurd! I mean what if I demanded of everyone to address me as a cat? "
Sarcastic person : "You make a good point. This analogy truly captures the subtleties of the situation."
Some person : "non-binary pronoun are SO confusing"
Some wiser person : "I'm just impress you actually believe yourself and don't see any shame in declaring a word swap as SO confusing"
Alternative meaning - "wow, that movie was total cis-fiction!"
Me : "has something like that actually happened to you?"
A cousin : "..."
Non sarcastic person : "It's absurd! I mean what if I demanded of everyone to address me as a cat? "
Sarcastic person : "You make a good point. This analogy truly captures the subtleties of the situation."
Some person : "non-binary pronoun are SO confusing"
Some wiser person : "I'm just impress you actually believe yourself and don't see any shame in declaring a word swap as SO confusing"
Alternative meaning - "wow, that movie was total cis-fiction!"
by carmen_santiago December 17, 2019
Get the cis-fictionmug. by Trophalicious July 7, 2021
Get the cis-tamug.