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Dark Circle

Stop calling my dark circle small
by Fruit punch samurai November 6, 2020
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Are you OK circle

An "Are OK circle" constitutes a playground artform practiced on various elementary school campuses across the United States. Generally, whenever an individual sustains injury whilst engaged in sport or simple frivolity, he or she shall fall to the ground and commence spinning in either a clockwise or counterclockwise direction. Once the injured individual has commenced the ritual, various other playground denizens shall congregate in a circular to elliptical shape around said injured person and spin in the opposite direction (e.g. counterclockwise if the injured party chooses to spin in a clockwise fashion), whilst stating vigorously, "Are you OK? Are you OK?".

Perfected at Quail Creek Elementary School in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma in the late 1980s and early 1990s, the Are you OK circle can become intricately complex, featuring various interlocking rings spinning in opposite directions. Considered by some observers as a form of modern art, the Are you OK circle has gradually degenerated over the years, becoming rather disorganized and haphazard.
Ronald James D'elco III wished to achieve a rather laudable record in the standing long jump competition during Physical Education class. Thus, following his landing, he proceeded to collapse to the floor and roll across the ground, seeking to garner sympathy and attain a greater distance. Furthermore, wishing to exploit the theatrics to the fullest, he also began to spin wildly upon completing his rolling, prompting droves of observers to race to his side and state repeatedly, "Are you OK?" whilst forming an Are you OK circle loosely based upon the famed Mandelbrot set in fractal geometry.
by Jimmy Flinders November 9, 2007
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errand circle

Completing various errands that require one to travel all over one's town, often in no particular order, and with new errands popping up in between the ones that were planned ahead of time. The location of the stops do not necessarily make a circle, and stopping at one particular place more than once can be considered part of the circle.
Man, I covered every street in town with that errand circle, and I must've stopped at Wal-Mart at least three times!
by Tado_Chip January 8, 2009
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circle smurf

When you fart in a crowd an leave for a while, coming back like you've walked around in a circle
I think it was that guy who's circle smurfing us
by beavagecleavage November 15, 2010
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Salami Circle

When an uncircumcised man is curcumsiced by his lover and they eat it.
Sean: where'd your foreskin go?!?!
Kato:my girlfriend ate it.

Sean: oh a salami circle!
by MAX power August 30, 2013
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Dirt Circle Destroyer

After I took a crap I wiped my ass with some dirt circle destroyer. Ending up with shit all over my tips.
by dirt_circle_destroyer July 8, 2016
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Fairy circle

A fairy circle is accomplished by simultaneously pooping and spinning in a circle. Another term for this is "rotary defecation".
The RPMs of a fairy circle are directly proportional to the number of hot sauce packets from taco bell.
by Wesvieth January 13, 2017
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