Quarter Pump Chump

a male who suffers from such severe premature ejactulation, he cannot contain his man juice even for a full pelvic thrust.

Man Kevin is such a quarter pump chump, he can't even survive 5 seconds.

by White Boy Swag September 6, 2010

2 pump chump

noun. 1) a male who prematurely ejaculates after 2 pumps to his penis

That 2 pump chump isn't very good in bed, he always leaves me unsatisfied.

by JosephD August 30, 2006

champYINZ

is the Pittsburgh Steelers, a man's team, the baddest in the NFL, who are champions but with the rustic accents added on the YINZ. after winning their sixth superbowl, the most in the NFL

dude the Steelers are the best
yea man, its because their champYINZ

by BiG Fu February 2, 2009

Chumpslow

Describes a chump who walks way to slow. Can be used in place of “Slower than a dead turtle”.

Jordan is a chumpslow.

by John Roma July 6, 2019

chummy

A friend, a mate or a pal! I nice person you like to be around or talk to!

your friend "I'm off see you later"

you "okey dokey chummy see you!"

.....yh somin like that

by Bonkers12345 January 7, 2013

Chump

Someone who is really thick. They are easily duped, tricked, and taken in by others. A gullible person. Also, someone who relies on weather.com

Check it out, Jake is using weather.com. What a CHUMP.

by Princess Hannah May 7, 2012

chumpass

Highest possible rating of a chump. Higher than both chump and chumpo.

sirNathe is a chumpass

by BrettsOnTheTilt October 6, 2008