dj chrispy

Creator of Frank the Horse, Scratch the obnoxious hand puppet, master of the mix CD, and Brooklyn based Stand up Comedian.

DJ Chrispy really brought the house down with that story about 'wetting' the bed...

by Cassidy Lives On July 6, 2008

chimpy

roberto glasse: leather jacket, banana throwing, feaces, chuckling, normally "chimps" have a very low amount of sleep, this is normally noticed by their baggy chimp eyes.

Chimpy dicks have been known to have a strange fetish for disney characters. For example Jasmine from Aladdin.

See also chimping

The act of walking down the street and kicking your friends feet because you are a clumsy chimp!

Person one: "Hey! Do you see that hairy guy over there dragging his knuckles along the floor like some sort of primate?"

Person two: "Yes! What a fucking chimpy bastard!"

OR

Person one: "I love bananas."

Person two: "You chimpy dick."

by scott lynch December 10, 2007

chippy

Carpenter or Fish and Chip Shop.

Has the chippy arrived yet?

Headed off to the chippy for some grub?

by Angus Prune April 17, 2003

crispy hands

a person who dosen't use any lotion on their hands or anything, they just go around having crispy hands. when you try to dap them off you get a blister or just get cut by them because of their crispyyyy hands.

Glen- whadd up.

Ediide robinson- supp

*both*-dap

Glen- son what the fuck you gave me a fucken blister.

Eddie robinson- ayo my fault. i guess my hands are crispy.

Glen- son let me help you out, i got some lotion for you so you can soften thoes crispy hands of yours.

Eddie robinson- okayy

Glen- okay lets try this again.

*both*- dap

Glen- son what the fuckkk my hand is bleeding now..fuck you yo. your hands are too crispyy

by gucciemaneeeeeeeeeee November 29, 2009

crispylisp

when someone after i night of hard intercourse wakes up the next day having residue of bodily fluids on there mouth that have become crunchy and like a glue connecting there lips together in a way that their first words will be impeded by the crunched fluid.

dude my girlfriend woke up this morning and she totally had a crispylisp.

by Craknor June 12, 2008

Crispy Seaweed

Dried man/woman juice on the pubic hair region.

Jemma was going to blow Graham but he had crispy seaweed so she decided against it.

by The wankster May 24, 2011

crispy lid

flat brim hat, fresh hat, well maintained dome piece

that crispy lid is dope. That crispy lid is fresh to death

by Marky Mark87 May 27, 2011