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Chimp faggot

A male right winger. Typically hangs out on 4chan whining about the left making them feel oppressed while engaging in conspiracy about jews, non-whites and women. They want to return society back to the dark ages, use the term Deus Vault frequently and jack off to Ayn Rand novels. Pissing and moaning about how they would be the next John Galt if it wasn't for jews, communists and marxists.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago November 5, 2019
mugGet the Chimp faggotmug.

Chimp-ass

the condition that makes feces irremoveable from the rectum, shit that sticks to the asshole
I wiped and wiped, but I couldn't get rid of this chimp-ass until I took a shower.
by Bobby P. December 16, 2005
mugGet the Chimp-assmug.

flip the chimp

Flipping someone off.

How to flip the chimp:
1. Hold right hand out, palm facing toward your body. The hand should be parallel to that whom you are flipping off.
2. Lower and curl your thumb, index, ring, and pinky finger in unison. The middle finger will stay erect unless stated otherwise.
3. Make an exaggerated facial expression somewhere between anger, disgust, and confusion (as to why someone would flagrantly disregard your awesome).
4. Congratulations! You have successfully flipped the chimp.
"This guy cut me off while I exited the freeway. I totally flipped him the chimp."

"Ever played Mario Party 8? God, sometimes I feel like flipping it the chimp!"

"Ever played that game Flip the Chimp in Mario Party 8? It's awesome!"
by Crbls April 3, 2009
mugGet the flip the chimpmug.

Chimp shop

Any R & D branch or firm which uses biomimicry for solutions; derived from an instance in Senegal, filmed by Nova, where chimps learned to make spears to hunt small primates called bush babies.
Bob says he's taking that job at that new chimp shop downtown because he sees potential in it but I say it's just because he's become a hippy burnout in his 12 semesters at tech.
by darqcyde September 10, 2007
mugGet the Chimp shopmug.

Buffing the chimp

The art of male masturbation once you mature enough to realize its cheaper to keep her and you resort to a regular schedule of buffing the chimp instead of chasing strange tail .
Lou took a half a day again today, I bet he's home buffing the chimp.
by Slump Daddy January 24, 2014
mugGet the Buffing the chimpmug.

Chimp Chump

A phrase usually said when you get an epic combo in smash Bros to praise to Holy God in smash 4 Diddy Kong.
Only real gamers who have played CastleminerZ can say this phrase
Chimp Chump I just did a combo
Chimp Chump motherfucker!
by Bvggg March 18, 2019
mugGet the Chimp Chumpmug.

Bag Chimp

A "Bag Chimp" is a person or persons that are purely about WHATS IN THE BAG that can help me without any regard to anyone or anything, a selfish fool
That Bag Chimp didn't care about there family at all, only looking out for themselves. I can't believe he brought that Bag Chimp here asking for handouts
by Big Daddy JP February 16, 2022
mugGet the Bag Chimpmug.

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