Chased Up

When you rage at your friends and hurt and adult them. A rage attack.

Aj turned off Chase’s computer which made chase get chased up.

by Lollollollkk January 27, 2022

Chateaubriand

A sexual escapade that traditionally consists of a large, sexually pleasing dick coupled with two lesser dicks in a gangbang. The lesser dicks are traditionally discarded after the fact, and usually belong to “fuck boys“. The larger, more sexually pleasing deck typically belongs to an ethnic man, usually of African-American descent given the average length and girth of their appendages. Most women typically use this maneuver to try out multiple men at the same time to determine who is worthy of keeping in the long run. Ultimately, despite the two lesser penises, the larger penis is so satisfying that it can be compared to a gourmet meal of meat.

Girls, you will not believe the chateaubriand I had last night — one giant black dick and two small Jewish ones. A night to remember. Guess which guy I’m calling back tomorrow…

by Freddiefreddiebangbang January 27, 2022

Chateaubriand

Chateaubriand (sometimes called a chateaubriand ménage à trois) is a sexual escapade that consists of a prime cut of meat engaging in adventurous sexual intercourse with two lesser (and very fortunate) pieces of meat.

Yo, did you hear about The Situation? Mike got smooshed by Snooki and JWow… talk about a Chateaubriand!

by Marcus Aurelius Alexander December 25, 2021

Cheated on Day

The day were you get cheated on a lover

Ex gf: it's December 28th
You: so
Ex gf: it's Cheated on Day

by Monkeyeggs December 30, 2021

Chocolate Coated

This refers to an object of value or utility that has been generously smeared with fresh feces, especially as an act of revenge.

Philo: "Oh, man - some poor asshole woke up the whole campsite this morning,... he was crying out, 'Aw FUCK! Oh, NO! I don't believe it! FUCK, no!' ...It turned out someone had chocolate coated every inch of the outside of his tent."

Phineas: "Whoa, and you're not actually talking about chocolate, are you... ...that's some harshly fucked up shit!"

Philo: "Exactly! I don't ever want to meet whoever it was he pissed off."

by QuietReflection October 19, 2010

Fake Cheated

When you go out of your way to make your significant other, or a group of peers believe that you cheated on, or with someone.

Person 1-"I heard you and Person 5 got it on last night, aren't you with Person 4?
Person 2-"Nah, nothing happened I was just trying to make Person 4 jealous, so I called up Person 5 and made sure he was cool with it and we just gonna act like we did something"
Person 1-"so you fake cheated?"
Person 2-"yeah basically"

by RageQuitHunter May 6, 2018

Chocolate-Coated Banana

The sexual act of performing anal sex, and pulling out after you cum to find your dick is covered in a thick layer of shit.

Boyfriend: Oh no babe! You gave me the chocolate-coated banana! (Runs to the bathroom)

by obsidianmoon February 10, 2021