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Cereal Killer

A person who takes an inappropriate amount of milk from the carton for his own satisfactory, leaving a very small ounce of milk inside the carton, not thinking of the others who live in the household.

By doing so, the next person who has a desire for cereal, pours the leftover milk into his cereal bowl, leaving an uneven bowl of milk and cereal.

It is basically the person, or cereal killer, leaves a small amount of milk, and someone else attempts to eat cereal, but is instead left with little milk and a lot of cereal, blaming the suspect.
Steve: Hey, you alright? Did you eat any breakfast?

Jake: No, man, it was because of that cereal killer,

Craig.

Steve: Don't worry, dude, you're not alone. You're not the only person who lives with a cereal killer. I live with one, too.
by ProcrastinatingPanda June 14, 2011
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Mexican Cereal

N. Basically like normal cereal, but this time with South-of-the-Border fun. Replace cereal with corn chips. Replace Milk with Salsa. Pour in bowl and eat. It is a delicious way to enjoy the flavors of Mexico.
Linda: I want breakfast, but I'm so tired of boring American cereals.
Antoine: Don't fret, try this Mexican Cereal!
Both: Mmmmm!
by Jay Jay Cool Whip October 27, 2010
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Cereal Box

When a girl thinks they have no curves or that they aren’t thick and are flat every where meaning they think they have no booty or boobs or both
Alex: Damn girl I’m a cereal box
Sara: Same like addy she got some curves she’s no where near being a cereal box
by Alexa_456987 December 2, 2018
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cereal rapist

a man or woman dedicated to raping cereal; also synonymous to BEASTLY dota players who cannot stop raping so hard
BOOOOOOM!!!!!! Chris the cereal rapist strikes again!
by fascal August 17, 2010
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cereal bowls

Marijuana smoked during morning hours, commonly done immediately after waking up.
Those cereal bowls completely killed my hangover dude.
Marc wake up, I wanna smoke some cereal bowls before class.
by aboutsmokey November 14, 2011
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Cereal-Dumping

Cereal-Dumping: The act of eating a bowl of cereal while having a crap on the toilet.
Example One:
Adam was running late so he decided to take a cereal-dump.

Example Two:
Person 1: "Where have you been?"
Person 2: "I was Cereal-Dumping"
by Jimi93 July 17, 2011
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Meat Cereal

The dried kibble food made of meat that you feed to dogs or cats.
Aw crap, my cat is out of meat cereal, now what will I feed him? He's going to scratch up my couch for sure.
by Iainbonics December 30, 2010
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