"Is your birthday Tuesday nigga?"
"Hell yea nigga come celerate that shit with me at the club Wednesday nigga"
"Hell yea nigga come celerate that shit with me at the club Wednesday nigga"
by PeteyPee January 6, 2010
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by Captain Spence123 January 5, 2008
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Scoring a quality goal on fifa and then deciding the only way to celebrate is to mash any button on the controller and sing the song 'Make way for Noddy' until the replay is shown.
I was watching my brother on Fifa last night, he went crazy when he got a scored, he did The JP celebration.
by Geoff Stelling October 31, 2010
Get the The JP celebration. mug.Is the concept of specialized celebration. A person would celeurbate alone, in a singular manner, celebrating through the exercise of Masturbation. Many people find this a hard concept to grasp, as to them the act of masturbation is in and of itself, an act of celebration. This is not the case. Masturbation is simply the act of having sex without the benefit of a partner, although the is still being debated, this is the accepted definition. Likewise usually, under normal conditions masturbation is not an accepted tactic used in celebration; in principle and technically speaking masturbation and celebration are two separate practices , the combination of the two are in and of itself a strictly separate action.
Kenny: “Hey Dave”
Dave: “Hey Kenny”
Kenny: “Dave…why do you look so happy?”
Dave: “Well…Kenny, you know how I like to go park behind Loaf N’ Jug, on my lunch break and sketch or draw on a canvas?”
Kenny: “Yes…”
Dave: “ Well…today before I got down to sketching on a new canvas I went into Loaf N’ Jug and bought a lottery ticket. The ticket was a $500 winner! I was so happy that I decided to Celeurbate!”
Kenny: “Cool!!!, wait…what!?!, you sick fucker!”
Dave: “Hey Kenny”
Kenny: “Dave…why do you look so happy?”
Dave: “Well…Kenny, you know how I like to go park behind Loaf N’ Jug, on my lunch break and sketch or draw on a canvas?”
Kenny: “Yes…”
Dave: “ Well…today before I got down to sketching on a new canvas I went into Loaf N’ Jug and bought a lottery ticket. The ticket was a $500 winner! I was so happy that I decided to Celeurbate!”
Kenny: “Cool!!!, wait…what!?!, you sick fucker!”
by kool420deathstar May 3, 2009
Get the Celeurbate mug.Short for morning masterbation. basically a way of relieving your tension before you go to work, play, etc. Better than liquor or pharmeceuticals, a good orgasm will release endorphins and make you feel ready to face the world. Just be careful, gentlemen, you don't want to have a "hair gel" incident like in the movie "Something About Mary". People can also mistake for Morning Mass for going to services in a church..."I was on my knees and I did call on the Lord's name a few times...."
"Wow, Dude, you look really relaxed today. Aren't you worried about the big presentation?"
"Nah, I make sure I "Celebrate Morning Mass" before I get here"
"You do that a lot.... I admire your devotion to your religion"
"Nah, I make sure I "Celebrate Morning Mass" before I get here"
"You do that a lot.... I admire your devotion to your religion"
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