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Guy 1: That girl is sooo Cedron

Guy 2: She's Cedron af
by I'm Cedron March 28, 2017
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Cesar’s Dad

A very rare creature that has never been seen. He is a strong loving man. Everyone knows he exists but there is no evidence of it. Cesar’s dad can most commonly be found in a long line at a supermarket or gas station.
Person1: Hey wanna hear a funny joke?
Person2: Sure
Person1: CESAR’S DAD
by FuckJackie November 28, 2018
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Cesar

My buddy always has my back no matter what because he's Cesar.
by b_rise June 5, 2019
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Cedric Diggory

A gorgeous Hufflepuff from the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling. As stated by A Very Potter Musical, he is a particularly good finder.
1. Cedric Diggory is much hotter than Edward Cullen because he is a wizard and not a sparkly vampire.
2. According to Harry in "A Very Potter Musical", Cedric Diggory is 'that spare guy that no one likes' which is absolutely not true.
by Hufflepuff4EVER! June 2, 2010
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Cedrik

Is a very hot guy, can be a perv sometimes, is smart and strong, is goofy and jokes a lot, can be serious when it comes to things he loves the most
Omg I have heard of him he is Cedrik that everyone talks about!
by DoYouKnowDemWays03 August 7, 2019
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Cedric Bixler Zavala

Singer of the band The Mars Volta as well as past band At The Drive-In. Mexican, Crisp Blue Eyes, Back Afro Styled Hair, with a mixture of salsa and spasmic dancing. High pitched singing and a various amount of moans and yells represnted by the labyrinth of a story/lyrics written by this man.
"Do you know who Cedric Bixler Zavala is?"
"Yes! THE MOST AMAZING SINGER AND SONG WRITER EVER?"
"You forgot something."
"What..?"
"HE'S INCREDIBLY HANDSOME!"
by DolphinGirl October 4, 2005
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Cedricism

Cedricism is a school of philosophical thought were you are literally absolutely dumbfounded by other people's incompetence. Its very difficult to concretely describe, but it is essential that you assume yourself to be the emperor of all reason. The behaviour of a cedrician would typically include sitting right at the back of a philosophy class, reclining in jest. A cedrician will then go on to chortle to himself as people make suggestions, head facing the sky in amusement. He will then continue to laugh at intellectually-based poor humour, much like the ultimate articulation of rick and morty fans. All cedricians are restricted by rules, but if they were not, they would most likely lie naked, farting in dismissal at other people's logic and reasoning, puffing on an absolutely enormous cigar. If he were ever to grace the world with a suggestion of his own ideas, a cedrician would present them as if he is rationing peasants mere titbits of his superior knowledge, by using a laughably conversational tone.
Person 1: "formal logic is good in some instances, but sometimes it might take a two hour reading session just to prove that 1 + 1 doesn't equal 5"

learned scholar in cedricism: *laughs condescendingly, puffs on cigar, and burps in disapproval*
by rory39 November 7, 2017
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