Calden

The most thickeat person, you can meet, He did this him self, And didnt even write anything good about himself.

Other than tha, He is a cute person :D

Calden is thick, But cute ;)

by Cadzter July 28, 2012

Caldicot

Home to addicts, car thieves, jocks and townies: Basically a town in south wales, home to the famed 'Brown Towers': flats full of junkies.

Fuck me, that skip smells worse than caldicot!

by Bruno Jenkins May 27, 2003

james caldwell high school

The land of the biggest fuck boys and bitchiest bitches. On the out side, JCHS looks good but once you crawl in, you will hate everyone. James Caldwell is the most terrible stereotypical school that still refers some people as "popular." LIKE GROW UP. The students at James Caldwell think they are the shit but in reality they are shit. JAmes Caldwell is not the place to be: it is the place to stay away from & most people in it. (Few exceptions, but they are the ones who did not grow up in Caldwell) As for the staff, they are all pretty nice and fair. There are a few creeps, a few hot teachers and janitors but nothing special.

"What school do you go to?" "James Caldwell high school" "ew bye"

by cakedup May 8, 2015

Cauliflower

Verb: To drive as fast as you can and masturbate at the same time, keeping your hand with the speed and power of the vehicle.

I just Cauliflowered to relieve the stress of the day.

Cauliflowering is like BLT all over the steering wheel.

by Thug Nasty Nasty November 6, 2013

Turkish Cauldron

When a guy puts both his penis AND testicles into a girl's mouth simultaneously.

That girl's mouth is so big she definitely has Turkish Cauldron potential.

by The Showstopper on your mom May 21, 2009

Cauldroning

Practice of when two or more men that share the same toilet play a game of chicken, during which the winner is whoever goes the longest without flushing and the loser is whoever gives in to the awful build up of collected materials.

The lads I live with and I have kept ourselves amused during lockdown, with Cauldroning and Netflix...

by Wilko1984uk April 11, 2021

cauldron

Another word for vulva, punani, the biblical image of the virgin mary, coochie, cookies, pussy, kitty and puuuuh

Them: You see that stir?!?!

You: yeah i’d put it in the cauldron

Them: shiddd me too

by p11tc January 28, 2022