gooch cactus

The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.

'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?

No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'

by penno May 3, 2008

Cactus Vagina

Vagina that has been shaved but now has a 5 oclock shadow and prickles your face like a cactus while eating a girl out.

Ryan "Hey did you eat out Taylor last night?"
Jimmy "yeah...it sucked...she had a cactus vagina."
Ryan "thats the pits bro"

by theman9998743892 January 30, 2010

Catculator

A calculator for your cat

I bought a catculator! It's paws-ibly the best calculator in the world!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 March 21, 2019

Sausage Cactus

When a single girl is completey surrounded by multiple sausage, and is being proded and poked in a non-specific manner, it is said that she is being attacked by the sausage cactus.

Sharon was surrounded by men and completely overwhelmed by the sausage cactus.

by The Legend Seedubbya December 25, 2006

cactus nugget

When you eat swordfish and shit it out in spiky poop nuggets. It is rather painful.

Damn. I went to that one seafood restaurant last night and its safe to say I had some pretty gnarly cactus nuggets this morning.

by The Russians June 21, 2011

Cactus Office

Cactus Office is the place people who break discord rules usually go to, usually having them be either muted or discussing the rules they broke and the punishment they will receive.

I don't want to be sent Cactus Office for sending memes in general.

by TheZombieCactus June 27, 2021

Butt Cactus

An alternative to describing a person of being a pain in the ass

"Geez, leave it alone. You're being such a butt cactus - I'll get it done."

by Vegas Bitch February 19, 2009