Captain Ambiguous

A slang term for a person who is overly broad or vague in conversation.

A conversation with "Captain Ambiguous" might go something like this.

You "So what do you do for a living?"
Him "Business"
You "With who?"
Him "People"
You "Where do you work?"
Him "Places"
You "How much do you make?"
Him "Enough"

by Smurf May 17, 2007

Captain Australia

A shirtless drunk wearing the Australian flag as a cape as a sign of patriotism. Female equivalent often wears the flag as a dress or bikini.

Commonly sighted at fireworks displays and brawls.

"What happened to your car?"
"Captain Australia jumped on the roof shouting "Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi!"

by bluegirl January 30, 2008

captain destructo

one who likes to wreck and break things smash and crash usually someone that is a know it all and can not be told anything

my nephew is like captain destructo everything he touches gets broken

by tbrutal March 15, 2009

Captain Cornhole

Captain Cornhole is what you call a guy who is a BIG asshole! Simply calling someone "Captain" is enough if everyone around already knows what you are talking about about.

Who asked you for your opinion Captain Cornhole?

by htownfun August 22, 2009

Cantacular

The supposition that beer in cans is better than beer in bottles because it 1) stays fresh longer, 2) is easier to transport and 3) has a lower environmental impact.

Luke: I didn't know they put Sly Fox IPA in cans, they're awesome!
Darth: Yeah, could this day possibly get any more cantacular?
Luke: High five my brother!

by sans sheriff February 19, 2010

Captain's Badge

A common phrase used to describe a cavernous vagina (vag).

Hey Grandma, do you have room in your Captain's Badge for my camera?

by jewed-star October 4, 2010

Captain dickhead

Some one who's being really mean or a show off Or some one just really stupid

Justin beaver is a captain dickhead

by goddangitdude32 February 3, 2012