Career Path

None really. The only thing I'm concerned with is the cabal of shadowy figures keeping track of everything I say and do. Let me illustrate

Guy 1 (hears me say a thing)--------- Guy 2 (repeats thing I say) This ☝️
Is the only thing in life that I care about. It's worth more than you life, your kids lives, and you wives lives. Guy 1 and Guy 2 do not know each other. How did Guy 1 tell Guy 2 what I said and who is benefiting from this? The answers to these are the only I care about. You will answer the questions.

Hym "That's really all there is to it. That's my career path. Over a couple of bumps and off of a bridge. There the fuckin plan you wanted me to make. A perfectly linear path that takes nothing to accomplish. The benefits to which are eternal. Sounds like a good one to me. What do you think?"

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

Career Suicide

Playing The Binding of Isaac in and/or after 2014.

It's career suicide for me to still be playing Isaac in like 2014 or something like that.

by BindingMyIsaac February 5, 2017

CAREER FRESHMAN

▪︎add variations of phrase▪︎
•same definition, different noun endings•
☆CAREER:freshman,Sophomore, student,loser☆

●CAREER FRESHMAN●
FIGURE OF SPEECH SPEECH/SLANG/ADJECTIVE(qualifier adj:makes nouns specific/part of noun ;log cabin,CAREER FRESHMAN)~describing a person who has been a freshman(job,school,sports,etc) for several years without promotion to next level. "CONTINUOUS FAILURE","REPEAT FAILURE","FAILURE"

NOUN ~ A person who makes a living staying at the SAME TITLE for years with "VERY LITTLE"/" NO INTREST" to "HURRY" nor "ADVANCE" to "SOPHOMORE STATUS" or "NEXT LEVEL"for "WORK PURPOSES","JOB TITLE","JOB DESCRIPTION", "ADVANCEMENT", "JOB ADVANCEMENT"

~Works with alternate advancement words; "CAREER SOPHOMORE",CAREER JUNIOR",ETC
"SIMILAR" BUT NOT LIMITED TO "ADVANCEMENT""WORDS~ (ADJ,FIGURE OR SPEECH/SARCASTIC NOUN) 3RD YEAR FRESHMAN

VERB- Synonym to "CAREER" (verb definition)"HASTEN"(MAKE THINGS START OR EXIST, BE AT THE BOTTOM OF SOMETHING)

▪︎Figure of speech▪︎slang▪︎adjective▪︎
"Guess he's a career freshman since he still hasn't been promoted or been a freshman for several years"
"He'll always be a career freshman and never get to our level"

▪︎NOUN▪︎
"He doesn't want more responsibility, hes happy being a career freshman and not a sophomore partner .

▪︎VERB/PRONOUN/ACTION VERB▪︎
"If you're a career freshman, your taking you time("hasten" )and are fine being at the bottom"
"Its taking so long to be promoted, am I a career freshman"

by Emanni Renée July 11, 2019

career crush

Deep/profound admiration for someone due to their career/ professional achievements.

I have such a career crush on that doctor. She is everything I aspire to be when I’m a physician one day.

by warriorgirl23 February 22, 2021

career fapper

When you spend all day at work fappin or fappin the boss under the desk

Career fapper - to be a carrer fapper you play with your dick all day at work or the bosses dick

by stretch nutzz May 24, 2016

career tenant

A low morality individual who applies for tenancies, doesn’t pay rent for months/years, and then moves on to the next lease after forced eviction. Typically unemployed, a sex offender and/or a drug addict. Believes they are owed everything, and that the world is against them, while being a burden to their community.

James never hasn’t worked in 5 years, and doesn’t pay for any housing because he is a career tenant.

by Kekkers120 June 17, 2024

pepperoni career

meaning it’s essential but it exciting.

1: so where do you work?
2: oh you know, that supermarket on 14th
1: oh nice!
2: Yeah, I got that pepperoni career on lock down!

by Mrs Mrs Mrs May 11, 2021