Hair Cottage

Slang for vagina, specifically an unshaven one. Not to be mistaken for a shaven one (see: Bare Cottage).

Tony : hey Frank, how was your date with Suzy yesterday?

Frank: pretty good...
Tony : yeah? Did you get a tour of her hair cottage?

by IGSDann April 21, 2017

swiss cottage

A good hearted third party who services two men who want to get their end away, but don't like each other very much. Often known to use geometrically unusual chocolate.

Helmut and Pierre had never seen eye to eye, but Toby was the perfect swiss cottage, tossing them both off without either of them so much as grazing thighs or losing national pride.

by HBeck June 24, 2018

Crotch Cottage

The shit you get between the thighs from major sweat!

Damn it's so hot in here I've got Crotch Cottage now!

by Str8sexychk May 5, 2023

cottager

a gay man who waits outside of a public restroom to wait for another gay man to come out and crack his ass

You Are A Cottager

by The Hammer When It Comes To Cottaging July 12, 2003

cottage cheese

white residue found on an unwashed penis, very smelly

yes I suck cock but I don't eat cottage cheese

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

Go to Zsolt’s cottage

Get fucked in the ass by mediocre dick for the whole night and talk business the next morning.

I’ve been in Zsolt’s cottage and I’ve got a new project ! I need to go to Zsolt’s cottage to get the new project.

by qwertyuiop2097 June 4, 2019

cottage cheese

when someone doesn't shower and they get a cottage cheese like substance in their foreskin. In other words really fucking nasty

Ingram is stinky and has a cottage cheese dick.

by Fiscal February 18, 2005