New Canaan

new canaan blows nuts. dairen is way cooler. THE HANGING

We kill u in sports.

by D-Bagers April 7, 2005

cananana

The country to the North of the U.S. Known for "The Beer Store", strippers(aka hookers who dance first), cold weather and shitty road signs.

Wow this weekend sucks. Lets drive it to CANANANA for some french fries and gravy, then maybe we could tag team a Canadien stripper with sweet roast beef curtains.

by VanDamin July 12, 2006

chanandminhosexual

To be attracted to only Stray Kids members Chan and Minho.

"Are you straight?"
"No, I'm chanandminhosexual."

by minhoVchania December 22, 2020

new canaan

new canaan is a loser town that is full of loser people. they suck at sports and every other town in ct is better

someone who lives in new canaan: "i am wierd"

by new canaan May 5, 2005

Cannan

A female good at sports and intelligent and is friendly

Wow my friend sure is a cannan compared to me

by Human being09 September 14, 2017

cananicide

The killing of a dog, chiefly where the death is not in the best interests of a dog. A veterinary surgeon who gave a lethal injection to kill a dog in pain would not be committing cananicide.

You put your clean linen on the washing line outside to dry, only to find your dog later has pulled it down, and it is filthy and needs to be washed. You are furious with the dog, kill it and you have committed cananicide.

Thoughts of cananicide are common amongst owners of "canine menaces" and those who loathe dogs.

by Dan Cole March 4, 2007

new canaan

not very known even by towns bordering it such as norwalk, wich is probobly good for them. filled with stuck up adults, or adults who play beirut, not beer pong, along side their children. a shitty house right on south avenue with no proptery will sell for 4 million, like it was a great deal. the adults go to many coctail parties and fund raises, were they say they are suporters, yet it is really a compatition with the woman about who looks more anerexic. the teenagers cant wait to get out, and have nothing better to do then spend their parents money on drugs and alcohol, wich is to our benafit. if you arent a collor popper, you arent aproved of by many adults of the comunuity, thats a reasong why you will see alot of black in this town. be prepared to b bored out of your mind in this town!

new canaan and its people suck

by punk April 12, 2005