Bundies

(n) Irregular underwear, found loose in a bin. Usually discovered at a dirt mall, flea market, or other discount venue.

Note 1: Irregularities are generated through factory mistakes in mass-production.

Note 2: In most cases, people find that in spite of the substantial discount, the low cost of bundies is not worth the trade. Due to a lack of packaging, you do not know where bundies have been. In addition, most irregularities make bundies so uncomfortable they are functionally useless.

While rummaging through a big crate of bundies, I found a pair of tighty whities with one leg hole too big, and one leg hole too small, but that was nothing compared to the boxer shorts with a collar.

by bundies February 27, 2010

Hot Bundle

It's your after birth of sex fluids. No point in cleaning the sheets and you just crumple them up and throw them out.

We did anal for the 1st time last night and well, we defiantly hot bundled those sheets.

by dlippk1 August 20, 2008

Jesus bungee-jumping Christ

A phrase used when stunned by the stupidity of another person or persons.

"Jesus bungee-jumping Christ! So, you didn't think running your hand through the band saw would hurt?!

by RadioHead33 March 30, 2009

Grundle Bundle

Another name for a mans cock and balls, or...
When a gay orgy is in progress one takes a handfull of a mans section between his anus and balls and bites it.

No More Grundle Bundling...YOWW

by Meow Mix December 27, 2003

bandeezey

A word drunks use to describe a "bandana"; especially when someone is wearing it in a weird way that just makes them look retarded instead of cool and no one knows how to tell them to ditch the bandana

"What's up with your bandeezey?"

by Caribou May 28, 2003

Bundleboo

Holiday occurring on an unspecified date on which Uncle Frank dresses up as Auntie Bembem.

Have a cheery Bundleboo!

by ernieleaf November 25, 2004

bungee cord

A amazing cord with the power to retract when streched to its limits.

Destiny: Hey hunny i'm going to move your couch using a friends truck. I plan to put it in the back

Ben: Okay make sure its secured down.

Destiny:....

*5 hours later*

Destiny: Man I knew I should have listened to my smart sexy boyfriend and secured it down, like with a BUNGEE CORD. Now he is out 400 dollars.... oh shoot

Ben: dang... my couch is now on the side of a highway... I should invest in duct tape now.

by Dr. Smitten October 20, 2008