Definitions by bundies

Snibbitz

Noun. The set of high-speed, nonsensical, and generally rambunctious actions taken by cats, usually late at night or just after pooping.

A small-scale snibbitz can be referred to as a "snib." In verb form, one may be "snibbing" or "having a snibbitz."

Alternate spellings: snibbits

Mittens had a total snibbitz last night when she ran down the stairs at a hundred miles an hour, meowed the whole time, jumped on the couch, latched onto the curtain and pulled it down over the television.

Snibbitz by Bundies April 23, 2011

Bundies 

(n) Irregular underwear, found loose in a bin. Usually discovered at a dirt mall, flea market, or other discount venue.

Note 1: Irregularities are generated through factory mistakes in mass-production.

Note 2: In most cases, people find that in spite of the substantial discount, the low cost of bundies is not worth the trade. Due to a lack of packaging, you do not know where bundies have been. In addition, most irregularities make bundies so uncomfortable they are functionally useless.

While rummaging through a big crate of bundies, I found a pair of tighty whities with one leg hole too big, and one leg hole too small, but that was nothing compared to the boxer shorts with a collar.

Bundies by bundies February 27, 2010

Brown Jenkins

When "santorum" is forcibly projected at another person by way of:
1. Placing directly into a spoon and flinging,
or
2. Shooting it out of a straw like a spit-ball.

After some rigorous anal sex, Larry expelled some snatorum on a spoon and shot a Brown Jenkins at Jack.

Brown Jenkins by bundies January 19, 2010