Definitions by Caribou

balls 

Used as an expletive, can replace shit, damn, or any other such expletive as a less offensive and more humorous one.

Guy1: Dude, you just lost the game!
Guy2: BALLS!

balls by Caribou January 7, 2007

cougar 

A piece of feces so big and hard that it requires multiple flushes before it thinks about going down. And yes, it does think. Saying a cougar "has teeth" can be interpreted to mean it's particularly big, tough, or nasty looking.

John looked in the toilet and exclaimed, "That cougar's got teeth! Better watch it doesn't eat ya!"

cougar by Caribou December 28, 2005

kooch 

A game involving a koosh ball. The players stand in a circle and throw a ball at each other trying to make others miss. If one drops the ball, they are out. Ends in a showdown between two players with throws resembling baseball pitches. Best if played outside, optimal for camping trips because all that is needed is a koosh ball. The name stems from koosh (the ball). Developed into kooch as the inventors were a group of men out of contact with women for two weeks.

Guy1: Let's go play some kooch.
Guy2: Alright. I'll beat you in the showdown.

kooch by Caribou December 28, 2005

dirk 

Pronounced durk. Secondary weapon of a Scottish warrior, after the claymore. The dirk is a long dagger, only slightly too short to be called a short sword. Blade in the range of 14 inches, commonly had only a bound handle, sometimes a small crosshilt.

The mighty warrior from the Highlands was a walking armory; he carried a claymore, a dirk, and a sgian dukh, along with his pack and shield.

dirk by Caribou December 28, 2005

Chunder 

Australian. To vomit.

Have you ever wondered what it meant when they said "...and women chunder" in that 80's song, "Land Down Under"? Now you know.

Chunder by Caribou December 28, 2005

sgian dukh 

n. Pronounced (skee' in dhu) or (skeen dhu). A small knife of Scottish origin. Usually had an exceptionally sharp 2-3 inch blade on a handle of similar length. Typical 3rd weapon of Scottish warriors, after the claymore and dirk.

Often misspelled: skian dhu, skeen du, sgian duh, skeen dhuk, etc.

Tam the warrior carried a sgian dukh for silent or close quarters killing.

sgian dukh by Caribou November 19, 2005

snow frog 

A fart.

Hey, is there a snow frog in here?

That's your snow frog.

snow frog by Caribou September 22, 2003