sex burglary

to touch, fondle, suck, or fuck a sleeping person possibly, but not necessarily, against their will

I had him over last night in hopes of using my sex burglary skills to do stuff with him.

by Cole Reynolds December 29, 2007

Bulgaria

"A country full of "doods" wearing speedos with pubic hair sticking out and big gold chains. They listen to chalga and and drink Rakija like it's water. If Russians ever come (military or civilian) they pay gypsies a carton of cigarettes to wait for them at the airport with sticks and pitchforks. In fact, most Bulgarians are probably gypsies. The women have recently developed a new style - short, cropped red dyed hair (on the head and the genitals). If you have a TV back in your home country, they'll probably sleep with you (even if you are a Turk!). If that happens (if you ever visit this primitive land), you can be sure that you will wake up covered in sweaty pretzels and gummy worms (a favorite snack of the Bulgar) and there will be a general stench of Rakija and vomit. The woman will likely be gone with your wallet and your chewing gum. Bulgaria is indeed a beautiful place."
- Are you nuts ?! Have you ever been to bulgaria or you are just talking that way.May be our country is not the richest in Europe but we definately are not as miserable as you describe us.We've got everything - TVs,computers,DVDs,cell phones,lots of things.And no bulgarian girl (unless she's a gypsy) will sleep with you because of tha fact that you have TV.You are so wrong about Bulgaria.As for me,this is a wonderful country with lots of friendly people.It's a fact that the most beautiful chicks are from Bulgaria.So my friens - suck it,because you're all wrong !

I've been living in this country since I was born.And I think that no other country can ever compare with Bulgaria !Love you Bulgaria!!!

by Juliq Alexandrowa July 18, 2006

Cock Burglar

The act of playing with someones penis without them knowing. Usually takes place while someone is unconcious or very drunk.

Eric liked playing with cock so much that he would slip drugs into mens drinks and take advantage of them while they were sleeping. They now call him the cock burglar.

by SF September 28, 2004

Bulgaria

the best club's..and beaches with many nude people..and the people are GANGSTA! i te sa SUPER gotini..i yaki!!!

Dude i love Bulgaria. it is the best place for a vacation!

by Iana i Villy March 27, 2005

turd burglar

A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

I was dropping a nasty deuce when the Turd Burglar jiggled the handle.

by Buzz K December 28, 2005

turd burglar

This is the asshole who comes into the public restroom and just hangs out while you're trying to drop a deuce. He may just wander around, wash his hands, or fake taking a piss. However, his main purpose is simply to stand around and annoy you - possibly for his own sexal gratification.

Dude, I was trying to drop my daily deuce at work, and this turd burglar came in. He washed his hands for like 2 minutes before finally leaving in defeat.

by Duece Dropper May 2, 2011

bulgaria

Dudes, this country has the most beautiful women, nature, dudes and so on . . . That's the best place to have a really cool vacation, 'cause it is full ot cool dudes, who know how not to spare their time !

You don't need an example to understand this - you must see this country - Bulgaria !

by A.I.LZP December 28, 2005