All You Can Eat Buffet

When a guy is with a girl and he get's the opportunity to suck & lick anywhere he wants too

Craig : It was rather boring at my place last night Maddie just wanted to talk and watch the Friends marathon on Nick @ Nite!
Jake : Sucks for you dude I went to Kiersten's and I got to enjoy an All You Can Eat Buffet!
Craig : Wow how do you meet girls like that?
Jake : Just show them you 16 inch cock and they get horny!
Craig : Mine is only 8 think I got a chance!
Jake : No Chance In Hell Dude! Better get used to girll talk & Friends!

by SlopNChop October 30, 2017

Buffet Queen

Usually a larger robuste woman wearing plaid and elastic waist pants, that truly enjoys buffets. Visiting cheap buffets 3-4 times a week, often calling in advance to reserve a table up close for less walking. Staff know her by name. Buffet Queens look at eating as a technique.

Oh my gawd! Here comes the Buffet Queen...HIDE THE FRIED CHICKEN! Is she sweating gravy????

by Alotafagina May 14, 2006

baffle

To completely dumbfound, confuse, or otherwise render speechless by either asking a question or stating something beyond their intelligence.

Toni:The mechanism of endocannabinoid synaptic transmission is believed to occur as follows: first, transmission of the excitatory neurotransmitter glutamate causes an influx of calcium ions into the post-synaptic neuron.

Guy: ummm... what? (Toni baffled Guy)

by WhtRhino January 19, 2009

buffer posts

The most recent comments of a video that are read during the short time it takes a YouTube video to load/buffer.

Buffer posts are usually read to verify that the video itself is enoyable/real.

Usually the last 5-10 comments are considered buffer posts.

I was reading some buffer posts since the new Shane Dawson video was taking forever to load...

by imjustanormalguy August 10, 2009

biffleship

A bond between two people that have a mutually amicable love and respect for each other, recognizing that this bond will not be broken within the bounds of physical life.

"Come over to my house, where we can feel the full force of our biffleship!"

by harryandron4eva April 19, 2010

buffet brigade

A group of large obese people who travel in packs

Four big girls were walking toward Beau and he said "Here comes the buffet brigade!"

by jollybean420 September 23, 2011

buffet dad

Someone who has to take a shit immediately after consuming a meal.

"Welp, time to go drop the kids off at the pool" is a common exclamation of a dad after going hard at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Hence he is a buffet dad.

by Buffet Father April 3, 2019