bud hoe
a girl or guy who goes to and hangs around in the Bud Wilkinson Athletic dorms at the University of Oklahoma(The Bud) in order to get close to the athletes.
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Bud Wiseman
This gent' becomes extremely wise after he's consumed some beer (such as bud), and starts to philosophise, give advice, etc.
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BUD WISEMAN: You know, you guys are the most important thing to me, you know? I mean, what is more important than friends and friendship, man? I mean, you could be super rich dude, but if you don't have any friends -- what good is it?
(2)
BUD WISEMAN: Look Mike, I'm sorry your fiance died dude, but shit happens -- you know what I mean? There's a reason, you know? It was meant to be. It's all part of God's plan. No, you and I don't know why, but, you'll understand when you get to Heaven, bro'. But, right now, you need to heal, to move on, man. You need to get laid ASAP!
(3)
BUD WISEMAN: God! What am I doing here? I'm drunk at a strip bar on a Sunday! Please forgive me God! Come on, you guys, let's get out of here. It's all about JESUS dudes. We need to straighten up; Jesus is coming back soon, you know? And besides, any one of us could die at any time, man. Like tonight even. You gotta live every day like it's your last, man.
YOU: Damn! You're absolutely right bro'. I'm gonna see how many of these strippers I can take home and fuck tonight!
BUD WISEMAN: You know, you guys are the most important thing to me, you know? I mean, what is more important than friends and friendship, man? I mean, you could be super rich dude, but if you don't have any friends -- what good is it?
(2)
BUD WISEMAN: Look Mike, I'm sorry your fiance died dude, but shit happens -- you know what I mean? There's a reason, you know? It was meant to be. It's all part of God's plan. No, you and I don't know why, but, you'll understand when you get to Heaven, bro'. But, right now, you need to heal, to move on, man. You need to get laid ASAP!
(3)
BUD WISEMAN: God! What am I doing here? I'm drunk at a strip bar on a Sunday! Please forgive me God! Come on, you guys, let's get out of here. It's all about JESUS dudes. We need to straighten up; Jesus is coming back soon, you know? And besides, any one of us could die at any time, man. Like tonight even. You gotta live every day like it's your last, man.
YOU: Damn! You're absolutely right bro'. I'm gonna see how many of these strippers I can take home and fuck tonight!
Bud Wiseman by Dick Busch May 31, 2006
bud house it
When there is an ample amount of drinks left unattended on the table/counter and you ‘bud-house it’ by picking them up and drinking it so you don’t waste a drop.
bud house it by JJAKK January 2, 2009
bud light
bud light by budlightispee October 22, 2011
Bud Ice
A product of the Anheuser-Busch Brewing Company, brewed to produce a crisp, clean taste with fewer calories. Introduced in 1994 and reaching its peak of popularity in 1997 when wiffle ball superstar, old man james brought it to the masses during his senoir year in High School.
Hey Woody, why don't you get out of gay town for awhile and drive to Rowes Corner and buy me some Bud Ice.
Bud Ice by Kaiser's #1 August 30, 2006
Bud Barbie
A sexy boss bitch barbie look a like who loves pink, is always put together, and has love for weed, fashion and shoes. Or a hot girl who smokes out all the guys, following the saying "Smoke like Marley, Look like Barbie."
Bud Barbie by Kush Kittie February 9, 2018