The last big fart right before you have to take a shit. Usually smells worse than the actual shit. Generally this is the last sign that an oncoming shit is inevitable and imminent. A slow, controlled walk to the nearest shitter may be required.
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A buffer girl refers to a woman who you have sex with only because you need to lose your virginity and gain sexual experience for later female encounters.
Bob: Golly, I really wanna fuck Sally George, but I'm a virgin, and don't want to make a total wet rag outta myself while penetrating her.
George: Geepers bob, you should go with that buffer girl Susan, so that next time Sally asks you to put your penis in her vagina, you'll be ready.
George: Geepers bob, you should go with that buffer girl Susan, so that next time Sally asks you to put your penis in her vagina, you'll be ready.
by Dickly Bob August 24, 2006
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Get the Buffer Friend mug.When two straight bro's are forced to sleep in the same bed on an overnight stay at a hotel; extra pillows are placed between them creating a gay buffer.
Joe: Hey Jon, there's only one bed.
Jon: No problem bro, I'll call the front desk for some gay buffers.
Joe: Sweet! Good thinking. Now let's go creep for some strange, I'm itchy!
Jon: No problem bro, I'll call the front desk for some gay buffers.
Joe: Sweet! Good thinking. Now let's go creep for some strange, I'm itchy!
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Get the Gay buffer mug.To work the outside of a woman's vagina (including but not limited to the clitoris) without any actual finger penetration. Please see the Oxford dictionary 'to buffer"...... polishing brass to a high sheen
"i love my boyfriend more than One D right now....he buffered me like no other this morning......... absolutely no finger violation, just plain, simple and beautiful clit buffering to orgasm. It was so pleasant and buffering with love that i immediately gave him deep throat...and instantaneous reaction that every woman will naturally feel after a good buffering"
by smithyof's May 22, 2014
Get the Buffering mug.1) One that buffs, especially a piece of soft leather or cloth used to shine or polish.
2) A buffing wheel.
3) Something that lessens or absorbs the shock of an impact.
4) One that protects by intercepting or moderating adverse pressures or influences
5) Something that separates potentially antagonistic entities, as an area between two rival powers that serves to lessen the danger of conflict.
6) A substance that minimizes change in the acidity of a solution when an acid or base is added to the solution.
7) A device or area used to store data temporarily.
8) To act as a buffer for or between.
9) To treat (a solution) with a buffer.
10) To hold or collect (data) in a buffer.
11) One who boost stats in RPGs
2) A buffing wheel.
3) Something that lessens or absorbs the shock of an impact.
4) One that protects by intercepting or moderating adverse pressures or influences
5) Something that separates potentially antagonistic entities, as an area between two rival powers that serves to lessen the danger of conflict.
6) A substance that minimizes change in the acidity of a solution when an acid or base is added to the solution.
7) A device or area used to store data temporarily.
8) To act as a buffer for or between.
9) To treat (a solution) with a buffer.
10) To hold or collect (data) in a buffer.
11) One who boost stats in RPGs
“A sense of humor . . . may have served as a buffer against the . . . shocks of disappointment” (James Russell Lowell)
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