by Alex Munos February 23, 2005
Get the blogsphere mug.Short for Bunch Of Guys Sitting Around a Table. Usually referring to meetings or decision by committee.
Dil#1, "Man, that's fucked up. Who tha fuck came up with that?"
Dil#2, "Man, you know. The same as always, BOGSAT."
Dil#2, "Man, you know. The same as always, BOGSAT."
by Soupy Boots January 24, 2007
Get the BOGSAT mug.A person who assumes that he is superior to everyone else but is horribly, horribly wrong. He has a cocky attitude about him that tends to make most people angry, however, for some unknown reason he tends to enjoy it even more if someone does get angry at him. Typically he is the last one to get the jokes that are directed at him even though they are plainly obvious.
He plans to go to a university nearby for fear if he was to go to somewhere like MIT he might actually meet someone there who he would consider to be more intelligent than him. Heaven forbid that happen. Then he would have one less thing to brag about and a Sir-Brags-A-Lot must ALWAYS brag. They'll even brag about stupid things that most people wouldn't be proud of - like having a huge mouth. They love nothing more than being better than other people or showing others up. Even if they make a thirty-five on their ACT (which is a nearly perfect score) with their last breath they would still brag saying, "if I would've gotten any less than a thirty I would have been upset," even if all their friends made less than a thirty just to be a jerk.
Sir-Brags-A-Lots typically have little to no common sense even though they are what most people would call "book smart," for example: a Sir-Brags-A-Lot would try to lift the lid off of a vacuum sealed decicator (which needs slid off not lifted off), after being told that this would not work and then ask why it wouldn't open. They are also very bad in classes such as English.
A Sir-Brags-A-Lot is also thought to have a secret affair going on between him and his computer. Just as a warning, a Sir-Brags-A-Lot and his computer are a scary thing to behold. Watch out for those sticky cords! NEVER. EVER. Approach him while he is whispering sweet nothings to his darling. He might attack. Seriously. It is rumored that he has been considering leaving his beloved for a newer, younger model but no one is sure.
Signs of a Sir-Brags-A-Lot:
+ Arrogant, cocky attitude that no one likes.
+ Constant bragging.
+ Talks to people like they’re little kids, or inferior.
+ Often thought to be having an affair with their computer.
+ Seems to have a need to show people up.
+ Typically is slow when it comes to jokes.
+ Has little to no common sense but is what some people call “book smart.”
+ Likes to be a jerk.
+ Tends to be somewhat hypocritical and ironic.
If you meet someone who is a Sir-Brags-A-Lot you are doomed to forever here them brag about how much prettier, smarter, and oh-so-much-better they are than you even though they aren’t.
He plans to go to a university nearby for fear if he was to go to somewhere like MIT he might actually meet someone there who he would consider to be more intelligent than him. Heaven forbid that happen. Then he would have one less thing to brag about and a Sir-Brags-A-Lot must ALWAYS brag. They'll even brag about stupid things that most people wouldn't be proud of - like having a huge mouth. They love nothing more than being better than other people or showing others up. Even if they make a thirty-five on their ACT (which is a nearly perfect score) with their last breath they would still brag saying, "if I would've gotten any less than a thirty I would have been upset," even if all their friends made less than a thirty just to be a jerk.
Sir-Brags-A-Lots typically have little to no common sense even though they are what most people would call "book smart," for example: a Sir-Brags-A-Lot would try to lift the lid off of a vacuum sealed decicator (which needs slid off not lifted off), after being told that this would not work and then ask why it wouldn't open. They are also very bad in classes such as English.
A Sir-Brags-A-Lot is also thought to have a secret affair going on between him and his computer. Just as a warning, a Sir-Brags-A-Lot and his computer are a scary thing to behold. Watch out for those sticky cords! NEVER. EVER. Approach him while he is whispering sweet nothings to his darling. He might attack. Seriously. It is rumored that he has been considering leaving his beloved for a newer, younger model but no one is sure.
Signs of a Sir-Brags-A-Lot:
+ Arrogant, cocky attitude that no one likes.
+ Constant bragging.
+ Talks to people like they’re little kids, or inferior.
+ Often thought to be having an affair with their computer.
+ Seems to have a need to show people up.
+ Typically is slow when it comes to jokes.
+ Has little to no common sense but is what some people call “book smart.”
+ Likes to be a jerk.
+ Tends to be somewhat hypocritical and ironic.
If you meet someone who is a Sir-Brags-A-Lot you are doomed to forever here them brag about how much prettier, smarter, and oh-so-much-better they are than you even though they aren’t.
Sir-Brags-A-Lot: "If I would've made any less than a thirty on the ACT I would've been so mad!"
Ordinary Kid: "Stop bragging jackass."
Sir-Brags-A-Lot: "You're just jealous."
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Sir-Brags-A-Lot: "I was the only person in my math class who made an A. If anyone would've made higher than me I would've been really angry."
Ordinary Kid: "Does it look like I give a fuck? Stop bragging."
Ordinary Kid: "Stop bragging jackass."
Sir-Brags-A-Lot: "You're just jealous."
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Sir-Brags-A-Lot: "I was the only person in my math class who made an A. If anyone would've made higher than me I would've been really angry."
Ordinary Kid: "Does it look like I give a fuck? Stop bragging."
by Lawlroxazors December 9, 2008
Get the Sir-Brags-A-Lot mug.VERB:
1) When the best bro at a wedding rudely interrupts the best man's toast and makes his own toast.
3) When a bro makes a stylish joke to another bro, which the other bro might find offensive, but at the same time is not angry cause, come on, it's your bro.
3) Something that can be yelled before drinking with you're bros.
1) When the best bro at a wedding rudely interrupts the best man's toast and makes his own toast.
3) When a bro makes a stylish joke to another bro, which the other bro might find offensive, but at the same time is not angry cause, come on, it's your bro.
3) Something that can be yelled before drinking with you're bros.
PROPER USAGE OF BROAST (MATCH WITH DEF. #):
1) Best Man: ...which is why Stacy is perfect for Joe, she completes him...
Best Bro: WOAH, hold on I'd just like to say that Joe completes me!
Bro 2: Nice Broast, bro!
2) Tim: If i had a dime for each collar you were wearing, I would have 40 cents.
Corey: Hey!ahhhhaha
Jeff: Nice Broast, bro!
3) Mitch: I'm getting a new pair of bindings for my board next week!
Connor: Lets drink to that!
Tim: I call a broast,to this broccasion!
(together): BROAST!
Jeff: Nice Broast, Bros!
1) Best Man: ...which is why Stacy is perfect for Joe, she completes him...
Best Bro: WOAH, hold on I'd just like to say that Joe completes me!
Bro 2: Nice Broast, bro!
2) Tim: If i had a dime for each collar you were wearing, I would have 40 cents.
Corey: Hey!ahhhhaha
Jeff: Nice Broast, bro!
3) Mitch: I'm getting a new pair of bindings for my board next week!
Connor: Lets drink to that!
Tim: I call a broast,to this broccasion!
(together): BROAST!
Jeff: Nice Broast, Bros!
by whatimisit? March 29, 2009
Get the Broast mug.Watches D.housewives. Knows how to finger Alexa. Tears up ass like Bhobbs & Browens. Must have a "Bromance".
Bhobbs: yo i love you man, your so fuckin brogalicious.
Browens: Nahz, your so much more brogalicious brah.
Llaygra: Peace & Love.
Bhobbs: K.
Browens: K.
Bhobbs: yo i love you man, your so fuckin brogalicious.
Browens: Nahz, your so much more brogalicious brah.
Llaygra: Peace & Love.
Bhobbs: K.
Browens: K.
by browensyoooo November 17, 2009
Get the brogalicious mug.exclusively male version of the title, coastie
broasties are usually seen around campus, hitting on some of their coastie chicks, and paying for their Starbucks and/or Pinkberry with mommy's black card
similar, but not exact, to guido: a broastie is not always a guido, and a guido is not always a broastie, but one could be considered both
broasties are usually seen around campus, hitting on some of their coastie chicks, and paying for their Starbucks and/or Pinkberry with mommy's black card
similar, but not exact, to guido: a broastie is not always a guido, and a guido is not always a broastie, but one could be considered both
A: Man, what did you do today?
B: Well, first I got an orange mocha frappuccino, then I went tanning, and then I dropped half a stack at American Apparel
A: (under breath) godforsaken broastie
B: Well, first I got an orange mocha frappuccino, then I went tanning, and then I dropped half a stack at American Apparel
A: (under breath) godforsaken broastie
by the greek goddess May 1, 2010
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