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Broccasion

St. Patrick's day, 420, Last day of classes, and Easter.
Chad: "I think I'm gonna smoke this fire deezle tonight."

Dirk: "Nah bro, save it for a special broccasion."
by therealbrofessor March 29, 2010
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Broccasion

An occasion consisting of all bros.
Matt: "Bromander, you going to that phat broccasion over at Steve's?"

Joe: "Hell yah bromosexual! I love broing out!"
by mommy tyres June 28, 2010
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special broccasion

A special occasion in which, as a bro, you are required to attend by your fellow bro's. this may include a bro's birthday, bro's bachelor party, bro's wedding, but does NOT include any occasion that would require you to see them naked. (Bro's colonoscopy, Bro's nude photoshoot etc.)
Stinson: hey, of course i will be at your bachelor party, it's a special broccasion

Mosby: uh thanks barney, but i don't trust you when it comes to bachelor parties.

Stinson: you owe me after i went to that other "special Broccasion".

Mosby: i told you not to attend my photoshoot

Stinson: ....... the photographer chick was hot
by Mad_Butcher January 7, 2011
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Brocation

A vacation amongst male comrades, or 'bros' as they are known. Generally a road trip to a desirable spot which allows for good bonding and all sorts of unchecked shenanigans.

Female variation is known as the Hocation.
You: Yo man if you release them crickets in the hallway, you ain't graduating.

Me: Forget graduation bro. Only thing that matters now is Brocation.
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cooneral brocession

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Broccassion

A special event shared with fellow bromo sapiens in which beer drinking and sports watching festivities insue.
Sorry, wife. I am unable to go to the baby shower with you. I was invited to a partake in a Broccassion over at Chad's pad.
by jimmysnap13 December 8, 2009
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Brocation

When the bros get together and get blackout drunk and do hoodrat shit.
Hey boss im goin on brocation tonight not gonna make it in tomorrow.
by Pinchiegringo July 4, 2017
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