Brex

Verb. To utterly bollocks something up due to a comprehensive lack of planning, failure to grasp even the basics of whatever concepts are involved, and a lazy arrogance that your personality and winning smile will pull you through.

"Admiral, I am sorry to inform you that the operation has not been a success. The enemy realised what our plans were and sank our aircraft carrier, three warships and six of our destroyers before we'd finished eating breakfast."
"Commander, I am disappointed. I left you in charge with one job. One job. You will receive an immediate court martial, and I will ensure that you're posted to Basingstoke or somewhere you have no further opportunities to brex anything this badly again."

by DrFlussocks March 13, 2019

Brexit

Act of deliberate harm to a nation in order to profit by shorting its currency, short-selling shares and bonds, and by farming out lucrative government contracts to cronies.

See also: insurance job.

The whole country went tits up, but I don't care because Brexit made me seriously rich.

by Professor Arsegarp July 23, 2021

broest of bros

In a bromance, one dude is another dude's #1 bro, making him his "broest of bros."

Watson is Holmes' broest of bros in their Detective Bromance.

by Sadie Vincent April 7, 2010

Brexit

When somebody makes a decision despite being uninformed of said decision and its consequences

I think Jenny pulled a brexit voting for class president... Everybody but her knew that the new president would take away school lunches

by scratchattacks December 30, 2016

brexit

creating an utter mess, fuck up totally, total chaos

He got an accident and brexitted his car.
After the party her bathroom was a total brexit.

by runlevel0 June 28, 2016

Brexiter

Colloquial London - A small minded rural person who is slightly racist , short sighted and nervously insular.

Don't be so stupid you Brexiter!
Nigel Farage is a Brexiter Fucked
Stupid Brexiters have fucked it up for everyone else.
Don't be such a Brexiter, that would be the dummest way of going about it

by \Mrcodm June 24, 2016

Brexit

To say bye but not leave

A: Ok, Aaron, see you.
B: Alright bye! *stays*
A: Aaron, you're brexiting.

by subjekt 18 March 29, 2019