breastmilks

Healthy liquid nuorishment that is secreted from a Cambodian immagrant from the Bronx.

From Dave Chappelle

P. Diddy: All right, you guys ain't working as a team. I'm gonna have to shut down the studio. The only way I'll reopen the studio is if you go up to the Bronx, and get me some breastmilks from a Cambodian immigrant. I only drink the finest breastmilks.

Breastmilks, you make my daaayaaaayyy!!!

by ANDROOZE September 14, 2006

Breast Dancing

When a girl sit's on a guy's lap and vigorously rub's her breast's in his face

Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Kiersten : Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Craig : Wow check it out Jake's Breast Danicing with Kiersten!
Chad : Ohh! I hope she turns around! Oh yeah baby shake what god gave you!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Wow a sasuage fest! Mmmmm!
Craig : Don't even think about it!
Chad: Well!
Steve : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Don't forget the plums!
Steve : La La La La La!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Mmmmm! Puddin!
Craig : This is disgusting I need to see some boobs!
Steve : Hey Craig I got boobs too wanna see?
Craig : That's it I quit!
Chad: Wow you have a nice set of tit's Steve how bout some Breast Dancing!
Steve : Oh Baby!

by SlopNChop November 15, 2017

breast fest

1. A gathering of a lot of girls in one place.
2. Completely opposite of a sausage fest.
3. If the girls are good looking, a man's nirvana.

1. The boy band concert was a complete breast fest.
2. I was so happy that the party was one big breast fest and I hooked up like three times.
3. This breast fest is like heaven.

by The Real McLovin March 12, 2009

breastimistic

When you're not optimistic or pessimistic and just thinks about boobs all the time.

Me: Are you pessimistic or optimistic?
Him: I'm breastimistic. You see Alice's tits though?

by kooljess702 November 4, 2017

Breasticals

When a woman is on her hands and knees (all fours) and her breasts are jiggling beneath her, just like testicals.

"I did her from behind, and her breasticals were swinging. It was cool!"

by [e-mail] August 25, 2005

Breast Stroke

Grazing the boob of a hot babe in a swimming pool

"That ain't the only type of breast stroke going down in this pool!!!" - yelled by a homeless man at the public pool, chasing after a girl who just swam by.

by bigbadmama June 28, 2011

Breast smother

When a woman usually with huge breasts tackles a man and shoves her boobs in his face

I love Derek. Last night I had sex with him and as usual he wanted me to breast smother him. "Whatever you want babe!"I said,taking off my bra (yes he makes me take off my bra.) and I threw him on the bed. I got on top of him and started kissing him then I said "you ready?" In an angry tone then I gave him a hand job while shoving my breasts in his face "I love these boobs!"said Derek in a muffled voice. It was muffled because i always smother him hard. Then I don't know how but he started licking my boobs. It just felt so nice. I had to scream after a pleasureful 45minutes. "DEREK OH YES YES YES YES YES YES OOOOOOOOO!" He started gently touching my nipples. Then I got up and got in a position that my head was near his HUGE penis and his head was near my pussy. I started sucking and he started to finger my pussy. I was screaming ALL night.

by Person1510 May 20, 2014