Something
Donald Trump doesn't have.
Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain
death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a
heart instead.
Person A:
Hey, Person B, do you know anyone who has a brain?
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a
Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.