mustard booger

(n) the little crusty bit of mustard that forms at the nozzle of a squeezable mustard container

Before squeezing mustard all over my hot weiner, I picked off the mustard booger.

by BeardedFatass December 16, 2002

SUGAR BOOGER

The effect of having cocaine visible in one's nostril after snorting the drug.

Dude, you got a major sugar booger, take care of that before you leave the bathroom.

by Michael Wolstencroft February 15, 2006

booger hook

Also referred to as booger hooking. It is the forceful placement of two fingers inside someone’s nose, then dragging him or her to a destination (usually, 'Frisco', Detroit or Cincinnati)

I'm gonna booger hook your ass strait back to detroit

by Cat fish November 19, 2007

bogger

BOGGER:
Anthropological term denominating someone to a super-ethnos originating from the swamplands of continental Europe, specifically, Poland, Lithuania, Germany, Netherlands, Ireland, and Britain. The materialization of said super-ethnos results from the commonality of their material conditions: the swamplands. This has resulted in a deterioration of cognitive thinking and a materially-unfounded belief in idealism, whether consciously or unconsciously.

Origin:
Originated in the 1st Century A.D. by the Romans after encountering the swamp folk of Britannia and Germania.

man1: "Why is he so fucking stupid?"
man2: "He's a bogger! Don't you know?"

by dialecticalanthropologist February 5, 2022

illusion booger

a booger that is hanging in mid air attached to a nose hair that can't be seen. seems to be an illusion.

Jennifer had an illusion booger.

by Lindsay November 5, 2002

Dick booger

Dried up seman that forms on the penile area

This dick booger won't come off my penile area, I might have to take a shower

by Corey sinopoli March 9, 2009

boogered

The act of getting extremely inebriated

Nick and Adam got boogered at the Irish Pub last night, they didn't show up to work for 3 days.

by Nick4875 January 7, 2011