Downy Boxing

A sport in which literally retarded people are given boxing gloves and meant to hit each other for the entertainment of the masses.

Johnny McWarguy: So I went to the Downy Boxing competition last night.
Ted: Oh yeah?
Johnny McWarguy: Yeah your dad didn't win.
Ted: Typical.

by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008

Boxing the Compass

Having sex in all directions of the compass, preferably on a round bed.

Charlie Varrick was boxing the compass all night long. South by southwest is his specialty - the ladies love it!

by SuzyG October 18, 2008

bolio

A Latin American bread similar to a small baguette. It is also used among Mexicans to describe a person who is brown on the outside, but white on the inside. Basically a white washed Mexican. Someone who looks Mexican but acts white.

Erica is such a bolio, she doesn't like tacos

by Guill April 16, 2007

Kick Boxing

Kickboxing is a Full contact sport in which two guys will kick each other's asses using all of their bodies as opposed to just their hands.

Martial arts commonly used in Kickboxing are: Karate, Muay Thai, Choy Li fut (or Choy lee fut or choy lay fut), or Sanda (or Sanshou).

Person: ooh, because Boxing isn't dangerous enough let's include kicks, knees, elbows, and clinches too! we'll call it kick boxing!

Person 2: Good Idea!

Later in the hospital:

Person 1: We could make a fortune off of this!

Person two: Uggghhhhh

by Pithecircle June 15, 2011

"SLAP BOXIN JESUS"

When you are so drunk you start swinging at anybody in sight

"If i drink anymore of this Remy Martin i'll be "SLAP BOXIN JESUS"

by SUSPIRIA May 9, 2006

Boio

(boy-oh)

Boio is the name for someone who is male and is the same or younger age than you who you respect in a platonic way.

1)What is up boio
2)He is a Boio

by _ hijack _ October 15, 2018

Boxing Day

Boxing day is the day after Christmas Day, when the English sit in boxes and box.

"Hey, keep that cardboard box, we can use it to box it on boxing day!"

by Daydream Believer December 2, 2009