Dad Bod

David Harbour.

Person one: "Hey, man. David Harbour has a rocking bod."

Person two: "He has that dad bod."

Person one: "I want to shove that bod up my ass."

Person 2: "...what?!"

by DadBodExpert December 12, 2017

Dad bods

A gaggle of elder cis-het white men who are sub brats to a queer presenting liberal white woman and delight in public humiliation (specifically trivia)

Look at those dad bods, relishing in being called cunts

by Hefe the Great January 11, 2023

Fad-bod

A fad bod isn’t the same as a dad bod, it’s basically a dad bod but girls don’t actually like it, a fad bod is basically when someone thinks they have a dad bod but they’re actually just fat.

You know you have a fad-bod when it looks like a dad bod but more of a glutton manner

Logan: “all the ladies love my dad bod”

Me: “nah it ain’t a dad bod, u got a fad bod, no one likes you”

by Weeb.exe1 March 12, 2022

Boner-bod

When a guy/girl has such low body fat that there's veins all over their body, resulting in their limbs resembling a full on boner

Guy 1: "Bro did you see that guy? He was shredded cunt!"

Guy 2: "Yeah brah, he looked like he had a boner for arms!"

Boner-bod

by thewildeone August 11, 2016

Hard bods

Coins with a monetary value. Nickels, pennies, quarters, dimes, foreign coins, etc. "Hard" currency.

I got so many hard bods to use at the vending machine today.

by turtlehunter April 16, 2010

weed bod

a body that results from smoking weed too much. ie. very limp and weak.

hey man have you seen roger?
yeah man i saw him yesterday he has a weed bod now

by gpiy March 8, 2017

College Bod

When you realize your grades matter, so you give up on your physical appearance.

Chic 1: doesn't he look hot?
Chic 2: no, he's fat
Chic 1: he's got the college bod. he's also gotta be smart.

by OrigionalGMF September 9, 2015