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Dad Bod

Person one: "Hey, man. David Harbour has a rocking bod."

Person two: "He has that dad bod."

Person one: "I want to shove that bod up my ass."

Person 2: "...what?!"
by DadBodExpert December 12, 2017
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Dad bods

A gaggle of elder cis-het white men who are sub brats to a queer presenting liberal white woman and delight in public humiliation (specifically trivia)
Look at those dad bods, relishing in being called cunts
by Hefe the Great January 11, 2023
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Fad-bod

A fad bod isn’t the same as a dad bod, it’s basically a dad bod but girls don’t actually like it, a fad bod is basically when someone thinks they have a dad bod but they’re actually just fat.
You know you have a fad-bod when it looks like a dad bod but more of a glutton manner

Logan: “all the ladies love my dad bod”

Me: “nah it ain’t a dad bod, u got a fad bod, no one likes you
by Weeb.exe1 March 12, 2022
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College Bod

When you realize your grades matter, so you give up on your physical appearance.
Chic 1: doesn't he look hot?
Chic 2: no, he's fat
Chic 1: he's got the college bod. he's also gotta be smart.
by OrigionalGMF September 9, 2015
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mon bod

the body of a female who spends money on useless things, asks people for rides, and does useless things in general
- josh: "damn that girl has such a mon bod"

- chris: "shit son, she's probably useless"
by fuckface420 August 2, 2015
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weed bod

a body that results from smoking weed too much. ie. very limp and weak.
hey man have you seen roger?
yeah man i saw him yesterday he has a weed bod now
by gpiy March 8, 2017
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Hibernation bod

when a summer athlete comes to fall and becomes lazy, loses muscle definition, and starts to train less.
Man, Kyle, you gotta start training more, you're starting to get a hibernation bod.
by candeee December 13, 2010
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